How to tell you're obsessed with
Lord of the Rings by an Obsessed Fan
Disclaimer: I don't own Lord of the Rings. Why? I'm still trying to figure that one out. Not: Someone said that I should change the list into something else so my account wont freeze. Good idea. Sorry if it's a difficult read. If You want the list, just drop your email and I'll send it to ya! Thank you so much for your cooperation! Have fun!
1.You read the books yearly 2. You've bought all of the Extended Editions
You've watched the commentary and can quote it accurately 4.You've watched ALL of the Behind-the-scenes stuff 5. You're constantly comparing it to the book and/or '70s cartoon made about it 6. You named your horse "Shadowfax"
7. You cuss out your sibs in Elvish 8. You draw pictures of the fell beasts
9. You've bought the replica ring 10. You pretend you're Sauron and play with the replica ring 11. You're buddy icon is of any LOTR character (mine is of Gandalf!!) 12. You can recite the movie in any language of Middle Earth
You write lists of how crazy you are that you love LOTR 14. Bought the soundtrack 15. Listen to it all the way through EVERY DAY 16. You compare any bad leader to Denethor 17. You compare any Pyromaniac to Denethor 18. You're LOTR books are torn to shreds 19. You dream about one of the hunk characters (Ah, Faramir!) 20. You've tried to build your own model of Middle Earth 21. You've succeeded 22. You've carelfully studied the Appendixes for hours 23. You've declared yourself a Tolkien purist 24. You've named a pet after anything LOTR related 25. You can write in Elvish, PERFECTLY 26. You think the "LOTR Trivial Pursuit" game is hecka easy 27. In fact, it's so easy you made up your own LOTR board game 28. You write fanfics about it 29. You have a guild on Neopets about it
30. You punch anyone who says LOTR is gay