AN: Hey I don't own this. Yeah ok. This is a really messed up story, so
flame me all you want but I wrote it as a joke to one of my friends. I
hope you like it.
Kurama sat on a chair in his apartment. Hiei jumped onto his balcony and opened the glass door. "Hi Hiei, its nice to see you again." "Hey." Hiei walked over to Kurama and stood next to him. "Aren't you going to sit down?" "No, what are you doing with that watering can Kurama?" "Oh I'm watering my head." "Oh, did you plant another tree on you head?" "No, not this time. This time I decided to be a little more daring so I decided to plant Vegetables." "Vegetable?" Hiei said sarcastically "Yes, I have carrots over here, beans over here, and garlic over here." Kurama pointed to all the spots on his head. Hiei looked over and sure enough there were little sprouts all over his head. "Well at least no vampires will come near you." Hiei stated. "Ooo, Hiei, do you want some celery I think they are finished growing." "Uh, ok." Kurama broke of some celery and handed it to Hiei. Hiei took a bite and said "Thanks Kurama, I have to go." "Bye Hiei, wait are you going to go see your sister?" Hiei turned away. This was a painful subject. "Well give here these, and tell her I said hi." Kurama handed the stunned Hiei some tomatos from his head. Hiei took them and jumped off the balcony into the sunset. Kurama sighed and went back to watering the vegetables on his head.
Kurama sat on a chair in his apartment. Hiei jumped onto his balcony and opened the glass door. "Hi Hiei, its nice to see you again." "Hey." Hiei walked over to Kurama and stood next to him. "Aren't you going to sit down?" "No, what are you doing with that watering can Kurama?" "Oh I'm watering my head." "Oh, did you plant another tree on you head?" "No, not this time. This time I decided to be a little more daring so I decided to plant Vegetables." "Vegetable?" Hiei said sarcastically "Yes, I have carrots over here, beans over here, and garlic over here." Kurama pointed to all the spots on his head. Hiei looked over and sure enough there were little sprouts all over his head. "Well at least no vampires will come near you." Hiei stated. "Ooo, Hiei, do you want some celery I think they are finished growing." "Uh, ok." Kurama broke of some celery and handed it to Hiei. Hiei took a bite and said "Thanks Kurama, I have to go." "Bye Hiei, wait are you going to go see your sister?" Hiei turned away. This was a painful subject. "Well give here these, and tell her I said hi." Kurama handed the stunned Hiei some tomatos from his head. Hiei took them and jumped off the balcony into the sunset. Kurama sighed and went back to watering the vegetables on his head.