A.N So yeah this was one of my very first fanfictions I ever wrote and it sucks incredibly :D I wrote it when I was either 11 or 12. I was going through a Kirby: Right Back At Yah phase and decided to write a fanfic that involved me being transported into the world. I remember showing it to classmates and they would openly make fun of it and it would make me sad. But now, I understand why. So I decided to put it up here for you guys to have a laugh at my terrible writing and mary-sueish character :') I know I got good laughs from it.

BTW I actually started the story on chapter 2 because I guess I didn't know what the first chapter would be about. ALSO this is written word for word! No changes will be made :D

Anyway, be prepared for spellings errors, lack of paragraphs *grinds teeth* and me as a Mary-Sue. Enjoy

Chapter 2

I landed straight in the middle of a field. And there was a town down in a hill that I was staring at! It was so beautiful! But there was something ugly behind me, a giant castle with green vines coming from the walls and for the cheery on top, a giant tower that was like a flying saucer or a U.F.O! I decided to go down to the town instead. While I was walking down I saw a little house, it looked so sweet.

"I must come here sometime," I said.

When I got into the town everyone stared at me and I stared at them. They were really different from humans. When I wasn't looking I banged into a boy with hair passed his eyes.

"Hey watch where you're going!" he shouted. He noticed I was a human and was amazed.

"Hey Tuff! Get over here!" shouted a little girl who was staring at me. "Hi, could you tell me where I am please?" I asked.

"Washington, what do you think, dumbo! Your in Cappy Town!" shouted the girl, "I'm Tiff and this is Tuff and somewhere around here is Kirby." Then a pink ball came out and smiled at me. "He's been watching you!" Tiff said.

"I'm Nicola!" I said. "Nice name, Nicole," Tuff said. Everyone mistakes me for Nicole! I made 3 more friends that day. They were very nice. But the thing is, Tiff and Tuff lived in the ugly castle. When we went in there was a snail. Then he stared at me because I was the first human in Cappy Town. Then we went into a door that had a hallway of rooms. Tiff, Tuff and Kirby took me to the last room and inside was a living room and some bedrooms, a lady and a man came up to me and said, "Ohh jolly good! We have a guest!"

It was eight 'O' clock and we sat at the table. "I almost forgot to introduce areselves," said the guy, "I'm Sir Ebrum."

"And I am Lady Like," said the lady. "I'm Nicola, don't mistake me for Nicole!" I said. "OK Natasha," said Lady Like. Then the doorbell rang. Tuff went over to the door and when he opened it that snail from the garden was standing there! "Hello Tuff. Do you mind if I come in?" said the snail. This snail was evil. He asked Tuff the question in an evil voice. "Ummm…no…" said Tuff. "Sir Ebrum, I do see that you have a human in Cappy Town." He said looking at me. He came in and sat down at the table. "Um…hi, snail boy," I said in a type of scared vioce, "I'm Nicola!"

"Nice name, Nicole!" he said. I'm really getting angry with people calling me different names!

"I'm Escargoon," he said. His name sounded like a French word 'Escargot,' Which means snail."Hi! Escargoon. Your name sounds a bit like Escargot!" I said. All he did was stare at me while he was talking. "Uh…Sir Ebrum, do you mind if I take Naomi to see King DeDeDe! He lovessss guests!" he said! When he asked every-one got nervus incase DeDeDe did something to me. "Well um…"said sir Ebrum. But then, Escargoon interrupted him and said, "Ok! Thanks a million!" Escargoon grabbed my hand and pulled me out of the small room. " I shouted goodbye before we got out of the room. As we ran down the hallway I said something most people say from Derry (A.N. My hometown. Here comes the cringy lingo -_-' )

"What's the crack!?" Then he stopped running and started looking at me and asked, "what?"

"Oh its what us citizens from Derry say to ask whats up!" I explained.

"Oh right!" he said and then we started to run again. There was a door around the corner and Escargoon said, " Don't worry. Don't be shy, he doesn't bite!" When we walked in, there was a big guy who looked like a bird in a big chair!

"Escargoon, where were you," he asked. The guy had a really weird axcent.

"Sorry your majesty. I just went to see that human I was telling you about!" he answered then he pushed me up to the throne were the King was sitting. "Um…hi your majesty. I'm Nicola!" I said to the King. "Well, Nicola! Isn't that a pretty name!" he asked Escargoon, "Sure is, Sire!" he answered. Escargoon left the room singing the song'Valerie' to himself. "Hey, Nicola you should come over tomorrow," said King DeDeDe. "But you gotta be evil enough!"

"I've done evil things in my life! I've stole chocolate coins before, I elbowed my brother really hard in the nose once! I've got lots of bad comments in my homework diary from school, I lie a lot, I curse, I threaten to batter my little sister and say it in front of her, I'm completely spoilt and I'm a little racist!" I said. (A.N WATCH OUT! WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE!") "Whats racist?" asked DeDeDe.

"Well, I have white skin, right, and you can get humans with black skin." I explained. I don't know if he understood it. Well I asked what time it was. "8.30," he said. "What!" I'm gonna miss Casualty!" I shouted. "If you want a casualty I have guns in that cupboard over there!" and he pointed at a small cupboard in a corner. "I ment the TV show," I said. He allowed me to go. I rushed down the hallway and got lost! Luckely, I bumped into Sir Ebrum. The castle was actually scary! I was crying down the hallway and shadows scared me but when I caught up with Sir Ebrum. He hugged me. "Ohh this place is so scary!" I said.

"Its okay, your safe and sound, dear!" Sir Ebrum said and he took me back to his room. Then I got some rest and slept on the sofa. I really loved Cappy Town . I have made lots of friends now, Kirby, Tiff, Tuff, Sir Ebrum, Lady Like, Escargoon, and DeDeDe! Seven friends, I just hope Chelsea will be my friend again. This day was good!

*Breaths in deeply* So there it is…the first chapter of the my first ever fanfiction. My description of 'racist' was amazing *cough*. Oh and Chelsea was an old friend of mine so she's not really important to the story :') so go ahead laugh and comment and criticize it. It will only bring me joy.