It looked like another trademark spasm was going to set Tweek off once again, in turn making Craig snap...Or at least that's how it used to be...Craig never seemed to snap at Tweek anymore, in fact he gave him coffee, the thing that fueled the kid. It was weird, in all the years of knowing Craig, he'd never once done something like that for another person. It was bizarre to watch, like it was some alien that looked like my friend. It really left me with no one to hang out with, Token being busy and all. Like hello I'm still here ya know? Whatever though, I can find someone else. Maybe BeBe or something...
"Clyde, snap out out of it we're going to be late for class." Token, man that kid was smart. His voice sounded smart. I had that nasally voice, it was slightly annoying apparently. He gets good grades too, I think I'll ask him to help me study or something.
"C-Craig? W-We n-need to g-get to c-class..."Tweek twitched a bit, looking up at Craig with huge hazel eyes. Like really have you seen the size of those things? They're like freakin' golf balls! And he was clinging to Craig. I think I must have missed something serious, 'cause this was not like Craig at all. Then it happened, and I knew. I curse my stupidity really. What happened? Well, Craig totally like kissed him! Not like a serious one, but a quick peck. Still, I was shocked...It was Craig and Tweek after all. And I really hadn't seen that coming.
A/N: Hey, I'm thinking of starting a series like this...I find Clyde amusing, he's so oblivious it's funny. And Clyde on relationships? Wow. So this was my first time from someone looking in really, it was fun to write.