AN: None of these belong to me. They were all written by Uncle Rick, I have just posted it here so people could access Apollo's beautiful haiku's.
Hoodlums punch my face
I would smite them I if could
Mortality blows
A girl from nowhere
Completes my embarrassment
Stupid bananas
Used to be goddy
Now uptown feeling shoddy
Bah, haiku don't rhyme
Casa de Jackson
No gold-plated throne for guests
Seriously, dude?
Seven-layer dip
Chocolate chip cookies in blue
I love this woman
Aquaman driving
Couldn't possibly be worse
Oh, wait, now it is
Tag with plague spirits
You're it and you're infectious
Have fun with that, LOL
Peaches in combat
I am hanging it up now
My brain exploded
A walk through the woods
Voices driving me bonkers
I hate spaghetti
My bus is in flames
My son is older than me
Please, Zeus, make it stop
Check your spam folder
The prophecies might be there
No? Well, I'm stumped. Bye
Ode to a hot dog
With bug juice and tater chips
I got nothing, man
Three-legged death race
Five terrible syllables
Oh, gods. Please not Meg
You've got to be kid-
well, crud, what just happened there?
I ran out of syl-
Practice makes perfect
Ha, ha, ha, I don't think so
Ignore my sobbing
Tied to McCaffrey
We might end up in Lima
Harley is evil
Bowling balls of death
Rolling towards my enemies
I'll trade you problems
The Beast is calling
Tell him I'm not here. Let's hide
Where? In garbage. Natch
They have gone missing?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, et cetera
Don't paint over gods
If you're redecorating
That's, like, common sense
Up in my business
Always burning Oracles
Romans gonna hate
Armed to the eyeballs
A combat ukulele
Magic Brazil scarf
Scale of one to ten
How would you rate your demise?
Thanks for your input
Breaking my promise
Spectacularly failing
I blame Neil Diamond
I'm on a roll now
Boiling, burning, throwing up
Lions? Hey, why not?
Imperators here?
Gag me with a peace symbol
Not groovy, Mama
I apologize
For pretty much everything
Wow, I'm a good guy
Parenting advice:
Mamas, don't let your larvae
Grow up to be ants
Nightmares of torches
and a man in purple clothes
But that's not the worst
I school McCaffrey
Yo, girl, your stepdad is wack
Why won't she listen?
Listen to the trees
the trees know what is up, yo
They know all the things
It takes a Village
People to protect your mind
"Y.M.C.A." Yeah
Parting is sorrow
Nothing about it is sweet
Don't step on my face
Uber's got nothing
Lyft is weak. And taxis? Nah
My ride is da mom
Buck-naked statue
A Neurotic Colossus
Where art thy undies?
I love me some plague
When it's on the right arrow
Ka-bam! You dead, bro?
Hey, look! It's Percy
Least he could do was help out
Taught him everything
After the sneezing
Healing peeps, parsing limericks
Worst God Award? Me
Want to hit Leo?
That is understandable
Hunk Muffin earned it