ORDAR IN DA COURT!
Udgey is dere bangin da gravel like a man-who-makes-women-have-children and everyone setles down. "We hve da real case hear after thtt warmup".
"oh man yaaaahari, ima deffend u so hard ur grandkkids will be geting innnocent in dis court" mitsurugi sys smug. "imma prosekute u so harrd ill haav 2 proseute agian in spirt of justiice". "Im caalin cowpat on dat pheonx" maya sys.
WITH NESS TESTIMONY
"Alrightey so i stoule sume monney, i think"
"it was liek 3k, serialusly you culd eat 4 a month+ wit dat"
"ima sorry"
OBJECTIONE ur not soree! scrimes naruhodo. "Shut ur gob Nick, ima de fence here!" mitsurugi suys. "ORDER ORDER u guys will be in comptemped uf court and eggecuted!".
"aight udgey. OBJECHTION YAHURY! u said thhat you only THINK u stole muh dosh" mitsurugi says wuving his figer "dat mens some1 else culdve put it in ur bage!".
naruhodo snorts "imma prosekutor so id better start uing prosecator skills! heres some phorged evadence!". naruhodo thrws a ms paint drawwing of a stick-guy holding muhney.
"oooooh khan u beat dat defence atorney?!" udgey jeers at mitsurugi scaared fac. "Well i cant.. but mitsurugi can!" he sys. "nuuuuuuuuuuu" sys feonic. "Ima atually Yahari!" sys fake mitsurugi.
"I knew u couldnt gruw a beard in 5 mins!" naruhodo cries. da witness and da defensse switch. "Its simplu ur honor, dat evidence is fake and cannot bee used!" wind bluws round the chourt.
"Well... well who stole den?!" naruhodo trys. "pff, simple. the teacher!" mitsurugi yells bak. "o yeh, she wuz mean" yahari says.
CALL IN DIS EVIL WHAMON
a crazi old wumon with grey hair(all oldu beople hav gray hare) cum in width a cat. "My name is Oldienne Teach ya whuppersnappers". "OMG u crazy wumna im liiek 60 yrs olders dan u" Judge says. "Raise ur hands b4 askin a qustion u idjit!" she scrums.
"dis lady is guilty of bein in shane shes already guilty" judge says. "waaaaait can yahari be inocent?" mitsurugi sys. "ok" sys apollo justice.
"MY PREFECT RECORD NUUUUUUUUU!" naruhodo runs out anhd only wheres black 4 a week.
A/N Should I bring my first OC Oldienne Teach and hur cat bakka in a new fics?