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This is Meta Knight and Jigglypuff pairing. Any other pairings you want will be put in this story (yaoi or yuri will be friendships though). This story is set at the beginning of Brawl. Samus and Zero Suit Samus (Referred to as Zerus) are different characters, as are Zelda and Sheik. Italics mean some time has passed.
Newbie
Meta Knight had received a last minute invitation to Brawl, due to the fact that Zero Suit Samus didn't count as the thirty-fifth slot in Brawl. With reluctance, the mysterious swordsman was gliding towards the door of Smash Mansion. "Damn! It's locked," was Meta Knight's comment. Instead of ringing the doorbell, or even knocking, Meta Knight just used his dimensional cape to teleport inside.
"It would have taken you two seconds longer," was Master Hand's reply from behind a window, not phased by the act of teleportation "To ring the bell." At Meta Knight's eye colour change to an orange-brown (Meaning I don't believe you) he responded once more. "I could have magically opened the door you know."
"It's raining and my cape is soaked. I'm surprised it still worked," a quick click of the fingers by master hand and Meta Knight, cape and all, was instantly dried. Meta Knight showed no hint of amazement. Master Hand passed him a key.
"Your room is room 6294. Your roommate is Jigglypuff. Crazy! Show Meta Knight to his room!" Master Hand shouted the last part.
"Great, another pink puffball," murmured Meta Knight. However his opinion was far from right, before he could ponder his thoughts anymore, a left hand version of Master Hand floated along.
"This way!" Crazy shouted, leading the Knight from Dreamland to his room.
Upon reaching the door to room Six Thousand, Two Hundred and Sixty Four (Referred to room Six Two Nine Four), which is the only room with more than two digits, Crazy Hand teleported away, and Meta Knight opened the door.
Meanwhile, inside the room, Jigglypuff was getting bored, and was once again looking for the Pokémon card of herself she had, when the door opened. This was odd, there was no magical energy making the door open, and she was sure she had locked it. "Who's there!?" she called out. Meta Knight was surprised, he wasn't expecting his roommate to be female, he was sure they were only with the same gender.
"I'm Meta Knight, your new roommate. I presume you're Jigglypuff?" Replied Meta Knight. She was taken aback as well. She had heard she was having a new roommate but was expecting another female. That's what Master Hand had said. "You will only share a room with someone of the same gender".
"Yes I am. I heard I was having a new roommate," (Everyone else had one, and Jigglypuff didn't, although Peach, Zelda and Sheik share a room between three) was the reply from Jigglypuff. Suddenly she went into "OMG new person must talk loads" mode. So she talks about herself lots and asks questions about Meta Knight, without giving him a chance to answer.
1 hour later
Meta Knight, somehow incapable of asking Jigglypuff to be quiet at all, finally got a chance to get away when the PA sounded. It was Master Hand. "Excuse my manners but I forgot to introduce our new guest. This means code 5647! Imminent meeting in The Room!".
"What's The Room?" asked Meta Knight.
"The Ground Floor, except for the bit with the office and the stairs, which is the entrance," responded the pink puffball, who promptly floated out of the room. "She can float and talk as much as Kirby? Next thing they'll eat all the food here together!" said Meta Knight to no one in particular, but on his way down his was told to wait in his room by Master Hand.
Back in The Room, Master Hand was talking to the others with difficulty (Crazy Hand was writhing behind them all). "Now, let me introduce you to your new, REAL, thirty-fifth character! It's..." started Master Hand. He then clicked his fingers as someone teleported into the room. "...Meta Knight!" He shouted as the figure became visible, revealing Meta Knight.
"Is he meant to do that?" Meta Knight asked about Crazy Hand.
"Every now and then he just does that. We get used to it," responded Master Hand. "Anyway, on to your first brawl, it's on your stage, the Halberd, and your opponent is set to random. He clicked his fingers again as Meta Knight disappeared into the TV showing the Halberd stage. Master Hand clicked his fingers one final time. A spotlight appeared and started shining randomly on the smashers, before stopping. That smash was also sent into the TV.
Jigglypuff appeared onscreen, and took a fighting pose. Meta Knight had already done the same. The fight started, and shortly The Halberd took off.
"Who's controlling it?" asked Meta Knight.
"It's on autopilot!" Master Hand called back.
"There is no autopilot!" shouted Meta Knight.
"There is now!" Master Hand shouted once more.
Meta Knight hadn't noticed Jigglypuff's fully charged rollout until the last second. He quickly used a dimensional cape to get behind her, flying over her second roll, and sidestepping her third, at which point they were on the Halberd and the mechanical arm hit Jigglypuff hard. Meta Knight's golden eyes dimmed to a purple-red.
"You see, Meta Knight's eyes change colour depending on his mood. His normal golden means honour, and the fact that he relied on a machine to attack her, his eyes have switched to guilt," came Master Hand's response to some confused faces.
However, Meta Knight's eyes lit back up when Jigglypuff caught a Heart Container, and he hit a Smash Ball a couple of times, and it shattered, making Meta Knight glow with energy. The warrior prepared a Mach Tornado but used his Final Smash, Galaxia Darkness, instead. He covered the pink puffball with his cape (Earning a wolf whistle from the crowd. The whistler blamed Wolf) and the screen was covered in darkness. Then a bright sword slash sent Jigglypuff flying. Master Hand shouted "Game!" (In game, the narrator voices Master Hand) as both appeared back in the mansion.
"Good match," Meta Knight said to Jigglypuff as they shook hands.
That's chapter 1! Please review!
