Disclaimer: J.K ROCKS!!!!!!!!
Things that HP people would never say or do!
Harry: Go Slytherin Go Slytherin you guys rule! WOUHOU!!!!!!!! * Walks around with a green flag written live Slytherin, fuck Gryffindor!
Harry: *licks his lips* Draco do you want a piece of chocolate…grrr
Hermione: This bloody book is way too long to read! To hell with homework too much boring for every one DOWN WITH SCHOOL DOWN WITH SCHOOL!
Rogue: Hey Macarena! * Wiggles his ass*
McGonagall: Yo Yo Yo whussup? * Imitates a rapper with a bandana and punk hair, make-up and boy style pants
Dumbledore: *farts* What are you lookin' at?
Draco: Fuck my family! Fuck the dark forces! And Voldemort, go get laid for god's sake
Voldemort: I have a small……… CUCUMBER!!!!! I HAVE A SMALL CUCUMBER!!!!!!!!!!
Ron: YAHOO!* Walks around naked turning his shirt around in the air*
Rogue: Today in class we will make… Viagra I really need… Don't ask any questions… GET TO WORK!!!
Neville: Professor Snape I spilled- Snape: DON'T CARE!
Fleur: *Harasses the others with her wand* Now… you will give me all the DAMN CAKES IN THIS BLOODY CASTLE…. FASTER than that!!!
Neville: TREVOR??? Oh No you got squished… Finally
Hermione: Oh Draco, I need you soo much, I want you… NOW!
Hermione: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?????
Flitwick: I WANT TO BE TALL!….WWAAAHHHH!
Rogue : *high on Viagra on a turning chair* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sinistra: *She looks in her crystal ball* Harry, in your close future you…you…The secret button WONT WORK DAMNIT!!!
Draco: *Small voice* Oh Barbie, You are soo beautiful… I know ken… I Want to marry you! Yes Barbie my love!
Percy: Yo! Let's orgy!
Filch: WILL YOU EVER STOP MEOWING??? *Kicks Miss Norris, looks both ways' I always wanted to do that…* POTTER KICKED MY CAT!!!!!
Nearly Headless nick: Oh and fuck! *takes his head with both hands and rips it off completely!* IS THAT HADLESS ENOUGH FOR YOU???
Ron: CROOKSHANKS!!! You're annoying me! Go eat Scabbers for a change…
Voldemort: *Small music* Hard Hard Being Meany
Snape: I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world, life in plastique, it's fantastique you can brush my hair Undress me everywheerree.. imagination life is your creation…. come on Barbie lets go party ah ah ah yeeeeaaaahhhh!!!!!
Snape: Lets hold hands and sing happy songs!
Percy : WOW!Look at me FLOAT It's like we're in MID-AIR I see pwetty COLOURS!!!!!
Harry: chutt…I never said it but… Snape is my secrete Lover…
Voldemort : I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE! IT'S JSUT WAY TOO HARD FOR ME!!! BLACK ROBES AND EVIL BUSINESS *Put on pink robes and starts to pick marguerites*
Hermione : I never realised the sky is blue… Wow there are actually people on the OTHER side of these walls…waaaaaahhh.*big eyes*
Hagrid tries to fly on a broom
Aaaaahhhh pouf
Dumbledore: Wanna play with me?
Mcgonasomething: Yeah
Dumbledore: Wanna piece of me? *slaps his ass*
Draco : *sorrowful voice* Oh Jack I love you soo much….But I can't stay with you any longer! Not with what you did to me! You cheated on me with marguerita! Farewell Jack! *sniff * I can't do this anymore! OUAAAAAAAAH!
Everyone: *Looks at the readers* Got Milk?
THANKS EVERYBODY WHO READS THIS AND PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~The Mauraudettes