Title: I was Sugar-Hi. That's why! Summary: What happens when I get sugar-hi. I go crazy and start writing stupid stuff. This is karaoke. We will have solos and duets. Slight Yaoi in chapter 7, Ryou and Marik became a couple My first attempt at Humor. Rating: Pg. For slight cursing. Okay peoples this Yu-Gi-Oh fic is full of plane stupid. So if you don't like stupid fics, please leave. Chapter: 1 Yami sings Key: Some one: Talk \\Yami to light\\ /Light to Yami/ *Thought* (Action) Yami= Yami Yugi Bakura= Yami Bakura

Ryou= Ryou Bakura

Yugi= Yugi Mutuo Téa= Téa Gardner Tristan= Tristan Taylor Joey= Joey Wheeler Marik= Yami Marik Malik= Malik Ishatar. ((Me interrupting the story))

Italic= singing

~*~*~*~=Scene change. *~*~*~*=Beginning of story. .::.::.::.::.= End of story Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or the characters, songs, or anything except for my two cents. The Yami's have there own bodies, and not just floating or taking over there light's bodies. *~*~*~* (Yugi is seen running around inside his house)

Yami: Yugi we need to get ready. We have to be at Ryou's house in.(Glances at his watch) Twenty minutes.

Yugi: I don't want to go. Do you know why? It's because I have to be in the same house with Bakura, Marik, and Malik. They're insane. Do I have to go? (Yugi stops and gives Yami his puppy eyes. ((Soooooo cute)))

Yami: Don't you want to go and see Ryou? I thought he was one of your friends. Do you want to hurt his feelings?

Yugi: Hmmm. I guess I do want to see Ryou and use his new karaoke machine. And I don't want to hurt his feelings; I am his friend after all.

Yami: So are we going?

Yugi: I guess so.

Yami: Good 'cause I still need to pick out what I'm going to wear, and I need to fix my hair. (Yami walks off towards the bathroom to do all this)

~*~*~*~ (Téa is inside her room, with her mom picking out something to wear)

Téa: Hmmm. what should I wear?

Téa's mom: Téa why don't you wear this (Pills out a black shirt that has a big red cross on it, a skirt with a small cross on it, and high heels with crosses on them, and a chain/belt for the skirt. ((In case you wanna see its on my website under 'For my story' then click on For Story(1)))?

Téa: (sweat drop) Uh. mom. incase you haven't noticed. I'm not gothic any more.

T.M. ((Téa'a mom)):ohhhhh. I didn't know that. In that case why don't you wear this (holds up a dress that has all the colors of the rainbow. ((For Story (2)))?

Téa: (Sweet drop got a little bigger) I'm not a lesbian ether mom.

T.M.: Could have fooled me. Any ways how about this (holds up a red top with a red butterfly on it, a red striped skirt, along with red high heels.((For Story (3)))?

Téa: Okay Mom! Thanks for your help. Now I'm going to go take a shower. Then leave.

T.M. (Leaves)

~*~*~*~ (Joey and Tristan are walking down the sidewalk)

Tristan: So Joey how much time we got 'til we have to go to Ryou's

Joey: Dunno, didn't bring a watch.

Tristan: I thought you said you had it.

Joey: I lied. (Tristan looks like he's going to kill Joey)

Joey: Just kiddin man. We got fifteen minutes to go.

Tristan: Good thing you were lying.or else you'd be dead by know.

Joey: (Sweat drop)

(Arrive at Ryou's house five minutes later)

Tristan/Joey: Damn it. Fuck we're to bloody early.

Joey: Yeah, Ten minutes. No wait it's nine now.

Tristan: Let's knock on the door. (They both go up to the door and knock as hard as they can)

(Ryou opens the door. He's holding his ears. Ryou doesn't look too happy)

Ryou: Why did you have to knock so loud? I was taking a nap ((Also cute)).

Joey: oh. We sooooo sooory we woke you up from you little nappy time. (Tristan and Joey high-five each other)

Ryou: IT WASN'T MY naptime. I just kind off fell asleep waiting for you guys.

Tristan/Joey: Sure Ryou.

Ryou: It's true, isn't it Bakura?

Bakura: (looks up from whatever he's doing) Don't drag me in this. I remember last time this happened. On the other hand. Na, it's not worth it.

Ryou: Grrrrrrr.(Tristan and Joey look a little afraid. But not too much seeing how there taller then him) I mean do you wan to come in and wait for the rest of the group to come?

Tristan/Joey: YEAH !!!

~*~*~*~ (Malik is asleep on his bed)

(Marik sneaks into his lights room and is standing at the foot of his bed, with a smile on his face)

Marik: *I wonder if he'll wake up if I scream. I'll try it.MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

Marik: MARIK, WAKE UP!

Malik: (awakes out of his good dream) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Takes a deep breath) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOLY SHIT! WHO THE HELL IS THAT? (Looks around) Oh it's you.

Marik: IT'S TIME TO GO TO BAKURA'S HOUSE!!

Malik: There's no need to SCREAM!

Marik: THEN WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?

Malik: Do as I say and not as I do.

Marik: What in hell does that mean?

Malik: Never mind lets just go.

Marik: Okay, Malik.

(Malik And Marik got on their motorcycles, and drive to Ryou's house)

~*~*~*~ (Yugi and Yami are in Grandpa's car)

Yugi: Are we there yet?

Yami: No.

Yugi: Are we there yet?

Yami: No. (you can see a small blood vive appearing on his forehead)

Yugi: Are we there yet?

Yami: No. (Vine gets bigger)

Yugi: Are we there yet?

Yami: No. (Too big)

Yugi: Are we.(cut off by Yami)

Yami: SHUT-UP. WE STILL HAVE TWO BLOCKS TO GET THERE! STOP ASKING THESE QUSTIONS. PLEASE YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY.

Yugi: (Starts crying)((So sad))

Yami: Yugi. Im so sorry. Pleas stop crying! I can't handle little kids crying.

Yugi:(sniff) I'm not (sniff) a little kid (sniff) I'm almost seventeen.

(Yami pulls into Ryou's driveway, at the same time Malrik, Malik, and Téa did)

Yami: See were here Yugi.

Yugi: Okay lets go in!!

(Marik and Malik race to the door to see who can get there first. Marik wins so he gets to knock, he waits for the other's to get there. It goes like this: Marik, Malilk, Téa, Yugi, and Yami. Marik knocks. Ryou opens the door)

Ryou: Took you guys long enough!

Marik: Yeah, whatever just get out of my way shorty.

Ryou: I'm not short.

Marik: To me you are. Now let me in or else.

Ryou: Or else what? Never mind I don't want to know. (Steps aside and lets them all get in)

(Another knock on the door)

Ryou: Who could that be? Everyone's here. Bakura did you invite someone?

Bakura: Not that I know of.

Ryou: Okay (gets the door and who else could it be but, Seto Kaiba and his little brother Mokuba Kaiba.)

Bakura/Yami: Why in the hell are they here?!?!

Ryou: Ooopsy. I forgot to mention I invited them.

Bakura/Yami: You what?!?!

Ryou: Invited them. (turns to Seto and Mokuba) Come on in.

(Seto and Mokuba step in)

Bakura: \\Ryou you are so dead\\

Ryou: /Why??/

Bakura: \\For inviting him\\

Ryou: /But there my friends/

Bakura: \\who needs friends?\\

Ryou: /I do/

Bakura: \\What for? So that they can make fun of you behind your back?\\

Ryou: /That's not what my friends do/

Bakura: \\What about when you first moved here?\\

Ryou: /So that was then this is now/

Bakura: \\Fine if you say so. But you're still getting a beating\\

Ryou: So who wants to try out my new karaoke machine?

(Silence falls. Nobody wants to sing)

Seto: * I wonder.* Yami would love to!

Yami: No I.

Ryou: Okay Yami get up here!

(Yugi forces Yami up on the 'stage', which is really just the table with the karaoke machine close by. And picks a song.)

Yami: *Grrrrrrrrrr. I'll get you for this Kaiba*

((Yami will sing 'Weathered' by Creed))

Yami: I lie awake on a long, dark night I can't seem to tame my mind Slings and arrows are killing me inside Maybe I can't accept the life that's mine No I can't accept the life that's mine

Simple living is my desperate cry Been trading love with indifference yeah it suits me just fine I try to hold on but I'm calloused to the bone Maybe that's why I feel alone Maybe that's why I feel so alone

Me.I'm rusted and weathered Barely holding together I'm covered with skin that peels and it just won't heal

The sun shines and I can't avoid the light I think I'm holding on to life too tight Ashes to ashes and dust to dust Sometimes I feel like giving up Sometimes I feel like giving up

Me.I'm rusted and weathered Barely holding together I'm covered with skin that peels and it just won't heal

The day reminds me of you The night hides your truth The earth is a voice Speaking to you Take all this pride And leave it behind Because one day it ends One day we die Believe what you will That is your right But I choose to win So I choose to fight To fight

(Everyone was on there feet as soon as he was done. Seto sat in his chair looking at the 'Pharaoh'.)

Yami: Ryou. I think Kaiba would like to sing next.

Seto: What. I don't.(Was cut off by Mokuab)

Mokuba: Come on big brother. It'll be fun.

Seto: Fine.

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Cliffhanger. Well not really for me since I already know what happens. Please R/R.