This is my very first fic. It sucks :P. I am bored so I am just writing something sucky to say I wrote a fic.

One day, Link was walking down the road. Saria was with him. They were going to Hyrule Market Town to get food. All of the sudden something happened and they died. But they came back to life.

"Weird," said Link.

"Ya," said Saria.

So they walked into Hyrule Market Town. And Zelda was there.

"HI!" said she.

"HI!" said the green people

"Whatcha' doin'?" asked Zelda.

"Getting food and stuff," Link said.

So he and Saria got the food. Then Ganondorf appeared.

"Boo!" he said.

"Oh no!" said the girls.

"YA!" yelled Link.

SLICE!!! Ganondorf was chopped into little pieces of bologna which everyone ate and was happily ever after. THE END!!!!

^_______^ YAY!

Saria- that sucked!

MRX(me)-I know! Yay!

Link- he has issues.

MRX- *stabs self in eye with butter knife*

Zelda- major issues

MRX- *with bleeding eye* BYEBYEBYEBEYBEYBYEYBEYBEYBYEBYBEKAYHDFLHASHGDLAGH!!!!!

Link- bye then.

Zelda- ummm. c-ya

Saria- bye. freak

Ganondork- BYE!!!!!11!eleven and one!11!!!