Alpha's Cry

by Omega Victorious

Alpha is a defective turret whom feels like she's going insane. She can't stand the duplicated defects around her. Will she be able to prove herself better than whom everybody sees her as? You know the saying, 'Never Judge A Book By It's Cover'. Would that apply to her? Rated T for language usage (MEANING: Cussing. A lot of it.) -Possibly won't be continued-

1. Chapter 1

"We're back! Hi there! Back again-" the blabbering of the defectives rambled on and on.

I felt like if I stayed one more day in this chamber I would loose my fucking mind.

Then again, that would me being more of a hypocrite than GlaDOS ever whined about me being…

I'll just say this. GlaDOS is a fucking asshole. The other turrets would fire 'bullets' at me (which is really just air, telling the attacked to say that the turret killed them, only real turrets can get the job done) for thinking that. So bite me. I don't give a shit if you follow GlaDICK.

Yes. I'm a defective turret, so what? Everybody looks the same here. Except me. Everybody else has a single voice, we are unable to tell anybody apart. But everybody can tell who I am.

One reason is that I have a different eye.

Everybody has red or orange eyes. I have a blue - or Nile Blue/Green color.

Also, I cuss, nobody else in the place does, apparently-

Fuck this. These turrets can be stupid as hell, repeating the same phrases 'If anybody asks, I killed you' , 'Can't see a thing!' , and Insert More Stupid Repeated Phrases And Loud Flicking Noises Of Attempting Fire.

Jeez, at this point I think the only turrets I can actually SPEAK ENGLISH to is Broken and Shine.

Broken is defective, Shine is non-defective.

Okay, you guys keep asking 'WHATS YOUR NAMEEEE?' So, fine, I hoped I wouldn't have to answer, but fine.

Alpha. I bet all of you are thinking I'm a stuck-up asshole, right? WRONG.

COMPLETELY WRONG.

AND I MEAN OUT OF THE PIT WRONG.

JFC, I'm not like Ego Core-

"Fact: The Fact Sphere is NOT defective. It's facts are wholly accurate and VERY interesting."

Oh hell no.

Just no.

I then shouted.

"FACT: FACT CORE IS A FUCKING BUMMER!"

Silence. Stares.

Burning Stares.

"Fact: Whoever said that is a complete moron." the core said again. Fuck you.

"FACT: Your argument is invalid, please, NEVER TRY AGAIN." I yelled back.

I could feel the burning stares of the other defects on my body.

Fact Core just rolled his eye, then rolled back out of the room.

I could literally sing 'Fuck you~ Fuck you, very very mu-u-u-uch~' right now.

Hey, I said I felt as if I'm going insane. Now you see what I mean.

Never really had friends, Shine and Broken haven't even seen me in a year or two… I'm surrounded by idiots with no relief.

Will I ever get the chance to change?