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Censor:G

reason:A Nice fic

Genre:Humor

Title:How Heero stole christmas!

Author:Heero 195 A/n:If you know A author Pennamed Steve,tell him I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!

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narrarator:Ahh Its christmas once again!!And oh no!!!Heero is going to steal everything once again!!!!

We see Heero at his house packing his sleigh with old empty sacks.

Heero:Alright Duo!Pull her away!!!

Duo:(Not happy)Okay!

They stop at the first house at Who-ville and Heero steals Everything.Ribbons.Tags.Packages.Boxes.Bags.

Song:Your a vile one,Mr.Heero!You have termites in your smile!You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocidile,Mr.Heero!

It was A Quarter till dawn.Heero was stuffing a christmas tree up the chimany.Till he heard the voice of a small who.it was little Sindy lu who wich was no more than two.

Sindy:Santy clause.why?why are you taking our christmas tree?Why?

But you know Heero,He was so smart.He thought up a lie and he thought it up quick.

Heero:Oh my sweet little tot.There is a light that wont light on one side.i am taking it to my workshop.i'll fix it up there,and bring back here.

And his fib fooled the child.

So,heero got her a drink.And when the small who was in bed with her cup,he went back to the chimany and stuffed the tree up.

then he went to the ice box.He took the who's feast!He took the who pudding and the roast beast!He cleared the ice box as quick as a flash,and he even took the last can of who hash!

Then he left and said.

Heero:Ha those whos will know that no christmas is coming!their mouths will stay open for a minute or two,and then they will all cry BOO-HOO!

But then Heero was not glad,he really felt sad.Then that day as they all say,Heero's small heart grew three sizes that day.

He took every thing back.

let us all enjoy Christmas all over the land,heart in heart & hand in hand.
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Heero 195