Disclaimer : Ah! My goddess does not belong to me.

Ceroxon asked me if I could do a fusion version of my winter special.

This chapter was rewritten by zeroIQ. I wrote the original version, but they did an amazing job on re-writing it

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While watching her soaps, Urd heard a knock at the door. She get up, grumbling, "Better be worth it…"

After opening the door, Urd was greeted by an unusual sight.

Standing in front of her was a curvaceous bronze skinned goddess with peculiar, two-tone hair that started as a teal hue, and became almost platinum blonde towards their end. More so, two pair of winglets were attached to the sides of her head, with those on the left side being black, and the others white. That actually reminded Urd her own angel, and the woman standing in front of her, even had mismatching eyes, with the right being purple, and the other a greenish-teal hue. After a few moments of stunned silence, Urd said, "Alright… Whoever you are, it's kinda late for halloween. If you're Hild, that's a pretty bad Ansuz impression. If you're Ansuz, try wearing less clothes to look like Hild. Although… those actually look real."

"I'm both of them, Urd-chan! You can call me Mom and it won't result in you becoming a demon!" The person said with a look of bemusement. She even followed her daughter's gaze and grinned slightly, sticking out her chest a bit, to point out that they were of the same caliber. Actually, the only reason why Urd didn't assume that she stuffed her dress, was the fact that it featured a deep neckline, just like Hild's favorite dress. This one just had less bling to it, as well as it barely reached past her knees, since her goddess half preferred something a bit more easy to move in.

"Who… Who are you?" Keiichi asked.

"I'm the combined form of Hild and Ansuz. A fusion, if you will. So, call you call me Hildsuz," The person answered with a slight bow. And though she imitated Ansuz's properness, there was a hint of mischief in her voice, as well as one of Hild's worst traits: being easily distracted. The moment she caught sight of Keiichi peering into the hallway, she bypassed Urd, and approached him. "I'm glad that you're here, Keiichi. I've been meaning to talk to you about your relationship with my daughter, Belldandy."

Hildsuz's playful expression turned serious as she neared the surprised Keiichi, who still had no idea what was really going on here. Sure, he did manage to overhear what this… Hildsuz lady said to Urd, but it was all crazy talk as far as he was concerned. But with her advancing towards him, Keiichi began to back off until he hit a wall. Hildsuz didn't stop there though, and got close until she was standing right in front of Keiichi, her large bosom squished against his chest.

"While a part of me did antagonise both you and Belldandy, Hild did care about the two of you in her own way. So, I will admit I may be a bit of a hypocrite. But that's getting off track," Hildsuz said, looking away for a moment. She then looked Keiichi in the eyes, scaring him into pausing his breath. Hildsuz said, "I was really looking forward to see how different things would be now that you two are married…. But!… You guys are acting as if nothing much changed between you! Now, I didn't marry my daughter so that she's still practically single!"

"Woah-woah-woah! Hold on a second!" Protested Keiichi. "That's not true! We're doing a lot more things together now! Bell even moved to my room, too!"

"Yes, but you're still sleeping on separate beds." Hildsuz countered without even missing a beat. "And don't bother asking how I know. As your mother-in-law, it's something that I just do."

"B-But!… Our futons are practically touching!" Pleaded Keiichi, while sweat trickled down his brow.

"Close, but no cigar mister! First thing tomorrow, you're buying a double futon for the two of you." Hildsuz said, poking him on the nose. "And no excuses! You hear me?"

"Yes, ma'am!" Frantically nodded Keiichi, not wanting to annoy his mother-in-law. Especially when she was fused with Hild of all demonesses. Apparently that reply satisfied Hildsuz, and thus she backed off, allowing Keiichi to breathe once more.

Still, the whole scene also impressed Urd, who did actually try to get him do the same thing, but without much success. "Okay, that was fast. I've been trying forever to get them to act like a proper couple, but… When do they even listen to me?"

On a whim, Hildsuz said, "Speaking of couples… When do you plan to get married, Urd? Or at least get in some kind of relationship? I'd even be glad if it was Mara. Sure, doing a Reverse Hikaru Genji plan with that boy… Hm, what was his name, again? Oh right, Shohei! Sure, he was a bit young, but what's a decade or two to us immortals? Then again, is it that you don't want to pick between them? In that case, how about getting them both? Although, that might be somewhat unbalanced, with having a demoness and a mortal as members of your harem. Oh, I know! Just propose to Peorth, and you'll have the perfect mix of Earth, Heaven and Hell!"

Urd looked horrified for a few moments before she practically teleported to a nearby doorway and said, "You know what, Keiichi? As you sister-in-law, I need to help you pick a futon for you and Bell!" Turning to the disgruntled Hildsuz, the half goddess offered her a quick wave. "I'd love to chat with you, but… I need to review designs for Keiichi's futon. So, see you later!" And with that, Urd ran for her room and barricade the door.

Hildsuz shook her head as she made an attempt to several 'tsk' noises before she said over the sound of Urd's incessant hammering in the background. "Oh, that girl. When is she going to grow up?…I don't believe she literally decided to barricade the door."

Not wanting to get into any more trouble with Hildsuz, Keiichi tried to change the subject to something that hopefully didn't involve him or Urd. "So… if you're Hild and Ansuz fused together, does this mean that you're married to Tyr?"

Clasping her hands together, Hildsuz actually floated towards Keiichi, and cheerfully said, "Oh, yes! You have no idea how happy Hild was to realize that the curse that prevents her from meeting Tyr ever again, doesn't work if she fuses with another person. And not only that, but with me being a goddess, we don't have to go through the Gate again! Sure, there's a number of entities who think I'm cheating, but I don't care! I came up with a good plan, and by all means, I'll make the best of it! I'm going to be so busy with Tyr, that I'll make all those critics eat their words!" Curiously enough, Hildsuz's wings seemed to start flapping when she began to talk about her husband. Or paramour, since some still wished to complain about her claims of still being the Daitenkaicho's wife. "Oh, you should've just seen his smile when he met me! He was so happy! Well… at least once he got over the whole confusion and all that."

She paused, when it was becoming apparent that she was getting into details that clearly wasn't Keiichi's business. After all, it was her role as his mother-in-law to learn about her daughter's love life, not the other way around. And even then… Hildsuz wasn't sure that an innocent boy like Keiichi could handle the spicy details of her reunion with Tyr, and the subsequent rekindling of their relationship. Sure, thanks to being partly Ansuz, the half goddess was technically married to Tyr, so, there was nothing wrong to act like his legal wife. Regaining her composure, Hildsuz said. "Well, there are still some issues that need to be ironed out, but for the most part, I can handle being the Daimakaichou and the Inter-species Romance Trial Officer for Heaven. It's not even a challenge for me, especially when I can leave two avatars of myself on each realm to monitor things in my absence. And while there are still certain times when I have to jump between realms, for the most part, I've got things under control." She then looked at Keiichi and asked, "But enough of that. Now, where were we?"

Before Keiichi could say anything, Belldandy walked in to find out who their visitor was, and simply stared. It actually took her a good couple of seconds to figure out who, or rather what, she was looking at, since the familiarity was still there, yet… barely. In the meantime, Keiichi managed to tiptoe towards their room, as he felt that it was safer for everyone involved if he was out of Hildsuz's reach. At least, as long as Belldandy was around.

Meanwhile, Belldandy finally decided to speak up, since the other woman remained quiet. "Mother? Is that really you? How?… Why did you do this?"

For a moment Hildsuz kept a neutral expression while she stared at Belldandy, and then tilted her head ever so slightly. "You mean, why did I fuse with Hild? How should I say this?… Well, let's assume that you and Keiichi were separated, and the only way of meeting him ever again was by fusing with someone else. Would you do it?"

"I suppose, I would've done the same." Belldandy scratched her chin, as she clearly saw what Hildsuz was going for, even though she still found the concept hard to accept. "Still, do you really think it's for the best? There's definitely going to be protests about you becoming the Daitenkaicho's wife."

"That may be. But at the same time, it's pointless. Thanks to my goddess side, I'm already Tyr's wife. And not matter how much some wish to complain, that won't change that fact." Hotly stated Hidsuz, before she sighed and tried to calm down a bit. "Look, I won't pretend that it's going to be easy. But, I don't have any other options. This is the only way I found that me and Tyr can be together, and while I'm not sure for exactly how long the fusion will hold, I'm fairly certain that we have a couple of decades at the very least. In the meantime, you can call me Hildsuz, or mother if you want. After all, I'm indeed your biological mother, even if I look like this."

Truth to be told, Belldandy had more than enough reasons to find this setup weird. Having her and Urd's mothers fused together, was bound to create all sorts of problems, since unlike Urd this Hildsuz wasn't a naturally born hybrid. So, even if their fusion proved stable, her internal conflict might be way more severe than anything Urd experiences on a daily basis. Still, Belldandy understood her position more than most others, and offered Hildsuz a slow nod. "I believe that I'd rather call you mother. It's only fitting, after all."

"Excellent! Finally, someone who's happy to call me that, without any convincing!" Cooed Hildsuz, and started walking towards her. However, before she could offer her a hug for being a good girl, Hildsuz saw Belldandy raise a finger, and stare back at her with a stern expression.

"As much as I don't want to say this… Before you're welcomed here, you need to agree to one rule." Warned Belldandy, causing her mother to raise an eyebrow in response.

The half goddess was genuinely caught off guard, as this was more like Urd's attitude than Bell's. "And that is?"

"I might be overthinking about this, but a while ago, Hild did ask me for something. And that turned out to be Keiichi. So, by no means you're going to make a pass on my husband, or you've got no place in my house!" Although Belldandy never lost her tempter, or forgot her manners while saying this, it was pretty obvious by the strictness in her voice that this rule was absolute. By no means she expected anything less than Hildsuz's full compliance, even if the half demoness didn't initially seem happy to be told what to do, or not in this case.

For someone created from the fusion of the most powerful women of their respective realms, Hildsuz found it amusing that a mere goddess had the nerve to tell her what to do. On the other hand, as Belldandy's mother it was great to see her act so aggressively when it came to defending her honor, even if meant that she wasn't going to have as much fun teasing Keiichi as she initially intended. "You sure drive a hard bargain! Actually, consider yourself lucky that you're my daughter, or I would've never stood for this insolence!"

"That's quite correct, mother." Replied Belldandy with the sweetest smile on her face. Just by looking at her, she was this brilliant example of pleasantness and kindness, that no one would even suspect of pulling off something like a genuine threat. "It's only because of the bond we share, that I haven't already called father, and have a nice, long discussion about your fidelity."

"You wouldn't dare!" Gasped Hildsuz, in a genuine display of shock. It was one thing to get a fair warning from Belldandy, and a totally different matter when that turned into an outright threat. One that even involved Tyr, nonetheless!

"Want to try me?" Countered the goddess, even though her resolve started to falter under Hildsuz's intense stare. Part of her wondered if she went too far, and overreacted to what was in fact mere speculation. After all, this wasn't Hild she was talking to, and therefore intended to behave to begin with. Only for her to go ahead and throw such vile accusations at her own mother.

However, before Belldandy could apologize for her rudeness, Hildsuz caught her in a fierce glomp, shoving her face against her ample bosom. "That's my girl! It took you awhile, but you finally learned not to take crap from anyone! Good for you, Bell! Mama's so proud!"

"Mphh!" Protested Belldandy, even though it wasn't nearly as bad as she made it sound like.

"Sheesh! What's up with this noise, all of sudden?" Asked Skuld, as she entered the corridor. She just came out of her room, where she's been working on her latest project, and while she could vaguely recognize the voice of the woman Belldandy was talking to. However, as soon as she caught sight of the bronze skinned half demoness that was giving her Big sister a sample of marshmallow hell… Skuld came to a stop and stared. "I dunno what's happening, but I want no part in it."

"Skuld-chan!" Squealed Hidsuz, as she let go of Belldandy, who immediately tried to catch her breath, and went for her youngest daughter. "Come give your mama a big hug!"

"Stupid Urd, I hope this isn't your doing!" Screamed Skuld in the general direction of her eldest sister's room, only to get a muffled 'nope' from her.

Before the little goddess could manage to make a run for it, Hildsuz moved in and cut off her escape route. And despite her protests, the half goddess proceeded to glomp her, just like she did with Belldandy moments earlier.

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By the time everyone got to the living room, the whole household was starting to get used to Hildsuz's presence. After all, weird incidents were almost a regular occurance in this place, so, almost everyone had developed some immunity to such bizarreness. Even Skuld, who felt the most annoyed by this arrangement, found herself sitting next to her mother. At least once Hildsuz agreed not to glomp her without warning.

"Uno!" Declared the smirking half goddess, causing her youngest daughter to glare daggers at her. The oldest one, and fellow half goddess, simply watched in apathy, given how badly she and Skuld were losing at the time being.

"Pass..." Grumbled Skuld, only for her mother to laugh at her.

"You can't pass this many times, Skuld-chan… Come on, don't be a sore loser." Prompted Hildsuz, and then glanced in Urd's direction. "And you too, Urd-chan! What's with that face? You should be able to pull it off, being Tyr's daughter and all."

"For the second time… what does my father has to do with any of this? You're too damn lucky, and now you're cheating on top of it, too!"

Hildsuz merely fanned herself with her cards, and tried to feign ignorance. After all, while she didn't outright cheat, she sure influenced her luck with a special spell that allowed her to get the best cards. "Such accusations! Do you have the evidence to prove that?"

Before Urd could offer a reply, Keiichi's startled cry caused everyone to turn and look at him. Apparently, a certain brunette goddess decided to drop by at that moment, and even picked the worst teleportation vector. In other words, Keiichi found himself pinned between the hard floor, and a scantily clad goddess that appeared out of nowhere.

"Oof!… Peorth? Where did you come from?" Despite wanting to get her off him, Keiichi wasn't even sure where to touch in order to get a hold of her. At least, not without running the risk of accidentally touching anything too sensitive.

"I'm terribly sorry, but I've brought some important papers for… Hildsuz-sama to… sign." Peorth wasted no time, and rushed to her feet. Then, she turned around to properly face Hildsuz who sat opposite of Keiichi -even though he wasn't taking part in the game of Uno that was going on, and offered her an awkward bow. It was quite strange for her to show respect to someone that was partially Hild, and yet no matter how crazy it sounded, this was the case right now. Finally, she reached into the keyhole cutout of her bikini top, and retrieved a rolled up stack of documents that she gracefully offered to Hildsuz.

"Let me see..." The half goddess quickly scanned the documents with her eyes, and within seconds, it was obvious that those were part of the paperwork she needed to sign for getting a goddess' license. "Oh… that's still a thing? I thought I made it clear that I'm also Ansuz, and don't need to sign for those."

"Unfortunately, that's not exactly optional," said Peorth in an effort to convince her to do as she's being asked. After all, she wouldn't be able to do anything about it, if Hildsuz decided that she doesn't want to cooperate. Still, thankfully enough, the rose goddess could breathe a sigh of relief when the half goddess formed a dark quill and began to sign those papers.

Still, Hildsuz couldn't help but notice Keiichi's embarrassed expression, and following his gaze it was easy for her to realize that Peorth's ample assets were in his direct line of sight. And the only reason why a catastrophe has yet to happen, was that Belldandy was too busy checking Keiichi for any signs of injury. "Peorth… come closer."

The goddess seemed curious, and even apprehensive as to what Hildsuz wanted from her. But given the fact that she was technically her boss, she couldn't do anything. "Yes, Hildsuz-sama?"

"Do me a favor dear, and avoid teasing my son-in-law, will you?" With a grin that was only getting bigger, Hildsuz carried on. "But if you must, then remember that some others here might enjoy the teasing, too. For instance..."

Peorth's cheeks began to turn red as Hildsuz leaned agains her, and whispered a couple of words in her ear. The goddess then glanced over at Urd's direction, and visibly blushed, before she averted her gaze.

That caught Urd's attention, causing her to glance between her smirking mother, and the furiously blushing Peorth, who plopped down next to Hildsuz. And while that averted the crisis, as Belldandy failed to notice what took place across the table, it was slowly turning into another crisis for her. A much more personal one at that. "Mom! What did you tell her?!"

"Aww! You called me, mom!" Squealed Hildsuz, only to further annoy her daughter.

"Don't you dare change the subject! I've asked you a question! Do you hear me?!"

Meanwhile, just across the table, Keiichi shared a look with Belldandy, before they sighed at the same time. "I have a feeling that this is only the beginning..." said Keiichi, to which Belldandy agreed.

"Yes. Although… it wouldn't be bad if sister gets a girlfriend out of this."

"Hey! I'm not getting anything!" Complained Urd, and quite vocally, too. "Do you hear me?" She added, as she stared in her mother's direction, only to turn her head further to look at her little sister. "And you! Stop laughing! It's not funny!"

Too bad, Skuld was not only ignoring Urd as she kept on laughing, but she and Hildsuz were now competing each other on who could laugh louder than the other.

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Notes from HotelKatz:

And so is another one of my Winter holiday specials.

This is rated M because of some scenes that will be occuring in later chapters.