A/N: Helloooo FanFiction! Wise Owl is back, with an all-new (and hopefully awesomely interactive) story! Those who review with suggestions for what the Dream Lord should get up to next will recieve virtual coookieees! Oh, and they might just get their suggestion made into a chapter. :D
Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who, all rights belong to the BBC, etc, etc.
On with the show... *birds chirp*
The Birdsong Chronicles
Chapter 1 - Points
I am the Dream Lord.
You might not know that I exist. Many humans don't believe the stories their mothers told them when they were small, about monsters that would give you nightmares and would feed on every bad and dark thought that ever passed through your mind.
It's all true. Well, at least some of it is. First of all, bogeymen and trolls and whatnot don't give you nightmares. Unless you listen to some twisted version of The Three Billy Goats Gruff on audiobook every night, in which case I feel incredibly sorry for you. The other point I want to make is this: there is only one living, independent creature in the known universe that feeds on the dark emotions and nightmares of other beings.
That creature would be me.
I know what you're thinking. "This guy's a weirdo, better find something else to read", correct? If I am, that's ten points to yours truly. But seriously, I am a parasite. I do feed on other beings' dark emotions. But there is still a great deal that no one, not even the Doctor, knows about me.
I'll tell you as best as I can, as clearly as I can. But it might take some time.
I am the Dream Lord. I'm a psychic pollen entity. And this is where my story starts.
*insert dramatic opening music that vaguely sounds like the DW theme here*!
Hope you enjoyed this first bit, and please stay tuned!
Wise Owl