Ask the demons
"Welcome to "Ask the Demons", I am Tiger and today I have the 4 surviving members of tartarus Torafuzar, Lamy, Seilah, and Franmalth, along with the 6 revived only for the event demons Tempester, Ezel, Keyes, Silver, Mard Gear, Kyôka, and Jackal."
"This is certainly an interesting development." Kyôka said
"Kyôka, Tempester, Ezel, Keys, Jackal, Mard Gear? I thought you all were dead!" Seilah said."
"HEY!" Silver said.
"No one really cares about traitors Silver" Seilah said.
"Here is how it goes, I ask a question that either the viewers or I have and you have to answer them, if you don't well… let's just say that you would rather be dead." Tiger said.
"And what if just use our curses to kill you first?" Ezel asked.
"I control reality and I have friends who control Time, Space, and Life." Tiger said.
"I think I will shut up now" Ezel said.
"Now we begin." Tiger said. "Our first question is for Jackal"
"Nuts." Jackal said.
"Do you eat gun powder to power up your Explosion curse?"
"Whats it to you if I answer?" Jackal said. A bomb proof hammer squashed Jackal while the others cringed minus Keyes.
"JACKAL NO!" Lamy said.
"I think I'll answer now" Jackal said and the hammer lifted off of him. " I eat a little bit with my cupcakes." Jackal admitted.
Everyone minus Keyes snickers a little.
"What is wrong with me eating cupcakes?!" Jackal asked.
"Nothing it is just hard to imagine you with a cupcake." Seilah answered.
"Tch Whatever." Jackal said.
"Next question is for Lamy. Is your room full of Jackal plushies like Juvia's is full of Gray plushies?" Tiger asked while showing a projection of Juvia's room.
"I suddenly pity the boy now." Kyôka said.
"Yes, my room is filled with Jackal plushies." Lamy answered.
"I suddenly don't feel very safe." Jackal said while moving away from Lamy
"I have some tea and refreshments if you want them and a cupcake for Jackal." Tiger said while everyone took some tea/water and grabbed a pastry while Jackal blushed while taking the cupcake.
"Next question is for Ezel. what was going through your mind when a 12 year old girl who prefers to stay away from fights and rather heals and enchants defeated you." Tiger said
Seilah and Kyôka spit out their tea in surprise while Mard Gear choked on a pastry a little while Jackal and Franmalth were laughing and Torafuzar just muttered "So much for demon pride." Keyes and Tempester just stayed emotionless. Ezel had a blush the same shade as his tattoos.
"I wouldn't answer if you didn't have a piano hanging above me so, I was very embarrassed and angry that it happened like the way it did. I just want to know how wind cut through my blade." Ezel answered.
"Air and water if they have the right pressure can cut through anything." Tiger said. "Next question is for Torafuzar, how do you think of humans now that you have a taste of their power?" Tiger asked.
"I feel more respect for them. I honorably say that their emotions aren't as foolish as I thought." Torafuzar admitted.
"Interesting, alright next question is for Silver. How do you feel about Gray's striping habit?" Tiger asked.
"Can he also give Jackal that habit?" Lamy asked with a nosebleed.
"As long as he dosen't go too far in places he shouldn't I will be fine with it." Silver said
"I wonder how much his striping habit costs him, how much it costs him." Franmalth said.
"Next is Tempester, Why did you change your look?" Tiger asked.
"It wasn't my choice." Tempester said.
"It was mine actually." Lamy said.
"Here is a random question for Franmalth, your on your canoe and a tire falls out, how many pancakes will it take to re shingle your roof. furthermore how much will it cost.
"Lets see carry the 2 and multiply the dimensions of the roof… 322 pancakes and the cost would be… multiply 322 with the jewels for the pancake… 1250 jewels, in terms of souls that would be 30 to a demon anyway." Franmalth said.
"Quick, where can we get that much pancake batter at anyways?" Tiger asked. Tempester whistles suspiciously and everyone looks at him.
"What, the only thing I remember whenever I use a life is the fact that I love pancakes. Tempester said.
"… moving on uh next is Keyes, if you have the power to control the dead, doesn't that mean you can revive all the demons that died while you were facing Farytail?" Tiger asked.
"It doesn't work that way." Keyes said.
"Mard Gear, were you surprised by your defeat?" Tiger asked
"We all were." Mard Gear said
"Alright then. Seilah, Rumor has it that you are writing a book, is this true?"
"Yes, I am writing my own story because all the other stories are pretty much about humans, I want one where the character is one of us." Seilah said.
Good luck with that and finally, Kyôka are you a lesbian for Seilah or Erza?
"WHAT?!" Everyone said.
"It turns out those stories are uh… popular amongst readers."
"Maybe I am, Maybe I am not." Kyôka answered getting a nosebleed from Jackal, Silver, and Ezel.
Now for a group question; Do you even know why you were created?
"I don't even know" all of them answered.
"Zeref created you to kill him. If you don't believe me here is a recording of him saying it." Tiger said.
"I can't believe he would do something like that" Torafuzar said with a scowl. everyone agreed.
"See you next time.
Tiger here announcing that if you have a question for the demons type your question and your username and if I like it I will use it. I don't on Fairytail, Hiro Mashima does.