This scenario is about the George Lucas and the crew
that filmed Return of the Jedi. I do not believe
it is copyrighted, but just in case, I'll go though
all that legal mumble-jumble. I made NO money (who
would PAY for this?!?!?) and no copyright
infringement is intended. Happy? ;p

I have a Star Wars website dedicated to Bria
Tharen at: http://fly.to/brias
and am looking for anyone who has Bria fanfiction
and/or fan art. Anyone who has some is welcome to
submit it to my site! If you visit, please sign
my guestbook! ;)

Distribute as you wish, with disclaimer intact, but
please contact me before posting it on another web page.
OK? I welcome any, and all comments to me at:
swbriatharen@yahoo.com :~)


Blue Harvest
by Bria
Monday, March 16, 1998


You all stay away!
Don't come near.
We're trying to film a movie here.

The Star Wars Galaxy is too popular.
People are following us around.
Let's pretend to shoot a different movie on this ground.

We'll call it Blue Harvest: Horror Beyond Imagination.
Return of the Jedi is the true name,
but calling it that would attract too much fame.

We can't wait to be done filming.
Then we'll tell the truth.
What will people think of our ruse?