TEAM BELLA!

About three things I was absolutely positive.
First, Edward was a vampire.
Second, there was a part of him - and I didn't know how dominant that part might be - that thirsted for my blood.
And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him...

"Wow, this book is really good. Go Team Bella! Hmmm...Bella, I would so bang her if I had the chance". Dean thought to himself.

Dean was sitting on his bed, in yet, another stingy motel room. Sam and Dean were on another hunt - fighting some evil son of a bitch that was causing trouble to the small, isolated town they were in.
That's when Dean had discovered Twilight. What could you say? Dean was hooked. He was utterly obsessed and a major Fan.

Dean had a crush on Bella. Really, He was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with her. Twilight made Dean feel all dreamy and tingly inside.
BUT what Dean did find not so perfectly addictable, was the Vampires.
Since when did vampires sparkle?? Since when did Vampires have no fangs? And since when was the only way to kill them by ripping them apart, and burn the remains?
This was not the typical Vampires Dean knew. And Dean knew his Vampires. Actually, he had came to face with his fare share - Killed a few on the way, too.
But not by ripping them to pieces. More like cutting their heads off. The colt does a pretty nice job, too.
As for the vampire fangs; Yeah, right.
And in the name of god, Vampires do NOT sparkle!!

But Dean would never share his new Twilight love with Sam. In no means would he find out, nor would Dean ever tell him.
Because reading Twilight ticked off the long list of facts making him a pussy, or little girl so to speak.
That's why Dean only read Twilight when Sam was not around. Right now, Sam was out buying some food. Making the perfect time for Dean to continue his reading.

Right in that moment, Dean heard the door unlock, as Sam came through.

"Hey, what have you been doing?" Sam asked Dean, placing the newly bought food away.

"Ahh, umm...I've just been...umm...doing some research..." Dean cleared his throat and hid twilight under his bed.

"Yeah, sure, since when do you do research when i'm not around. I thought it was your only excuse to get away from it. Now, what's that you just put away?" Sam asked, eyeing his bed.

"What? That was nothing...I didn't put anything away" Dean replied nervously.

"Sure, Dean. And I totally believe you. I saw it in your hand. What was it that you're trying to hide? Hang on...Is it a secret?" Sam teased.

"Yeah, Sammy, it's a secret" Dean replied sarcastically.

"Come on Dean, show me! I'm not going to have to come over there and get it, am I?" Sam said, extremely curious.

"No, your not!" Dean said, getting angry.

Sam held back a smile, knowing he was winning "Aww, why not?" Sam said, taking a step towards Dean.

Dean moved back, keeping the book hidden. "Sam, just leave it! I swear I'll waste you!"

"Okay, then. Fine!" Sam replied, looking defeated.

Dean almost immediately relaxed, letting his guard down.

Then, Sam jumped onto Dean, fighting for what Dean hid.

The brothers both fought each other. Rolling around the bed, Sam trying to get a hold of what Dean was holding under the bed, and Dean trying to keep it their.
Lucky for Sam, he had the advantage. He was taller, and had caught Dean off guard. Dean was left totally surprised, but there was no way in hell Dean was giving up.
Sam was NOT going to find out what he was hiding! Sam was NOT going to find his Twilight book!

Dean held on to the book with all his strength, but Sam was still determined to find out what it was that Dean had.
Sam grabbed Dean's arms, and tried to hold them down. With a firm grip of the arm which Dean held on to what he was hiding, Sam pulled Deans arm up from beneath the bed.
Sam grabbed onto Dean's hand, digging his nails into Dean's skin. Dean then released his grip from the book, and Sam got a hold of it and held it in the air.
Sam then got a good look at the front cover, with a confused look growing across his face.

"Twilight?" Then, his face changed, and a huge grin grew on Sam's face with realization "Wait, your reading Twilight?!?

Dean flushed bright red, and opened his mouth to speak, but nothing came out.

Sam broke out in laughter, falling on the ground.

Dean composed himself. Think Dean, Think. "NO! Sam, I am not reading Twilight. I just found it in the motel room, sitting under the bed, so I took a look at it, and was just putting it away where I found it when you came in"

"Right...And that's the reason why you hid it from me?" Sam raised an eyebrow.

"Why would I read Twilight anyway? Isn't it like some book that all hormone overcharged teenagers read?" Dean said, holding his confidence.

"Yeah, it is. Like you" Sam smiled. "So I guess that makes you a hormone overcharged teenager, huh Dean?" Sam teased.

Dean couldn't believe this. He couldn't take it anymore. Dean was not going to let Sam do this to him. Dean was supposed to be the older brother. He was the one who was meant to make fun of Sam. Not the other way around.

"SAM! Give the book back NOW! Dean ordered.

"Aww, is it that time of the month for you, Dean. You seem to be very moody. It must be those teenage hormones." Sam said, laughing with obvious enjoyment.

Dean stood up, anger stricken across his whole face. He then walked up into Sam's view, coming directly face to face with him, standing upright slightly on his toes.

Sam's face changed immediately.

"Look, Dean. I'm sorry..." Sam then looked down at his feet, breaking eye contact with dean.
Sam then spoke again. "I don't care if you read twilight..."
Sam raised his face again, making his voice louder "I don't care if you secretly have a crush on Edward. I don't care if you like the way the Vampires sparkle, or how perfect looking Edward is. It doesn't bother me that you love the way Bella dreams and spills her heart out about how much she loves Edward..." Sam said, letting out a laugh.

Dean was about to kill Sam. But then it hit him. How did Sam know all this about Twilight? Obviously, he had read into it. This only left one conclusion. Dean was not the only one hiding something from Sam. Sam was also hiding something from Dean.

"So...Sammy" Dean said coolly. "How do you know so much about Twilight?"

Sam stopped laughing right away, and choked "WHAT??"

"Well, since you happen to know so much about it, that only means one thing. You read the book, too"

"HA HA. Funny, Dean. Believe me, I don't read Twilight" Sam replied, way too quickly.

"Now, Sammy. Don't lie. I know for a fact that you read the book" Dean said proudly.

Sam really didn't know what to say. He couldn't think of a comeback, he couldn't think of anything.

"HUH! I caught you, little brother." Dean said now all mighty.

Sam cleared his throat. "Ahhh...ummm...hang on. You just admitted that you read Twilight!"

Dean sat back down onto his bed. His secret had been revealed. But also, so had Sam's.

"So? You read Twilight, too!" Dean replied.

"Yeah, I know." Sam then sat down on the opposite bed.

It was silent for a moment.

"So, Bella seems like a hot chic, huh?" Dean said, smiling.

Sam chuckled "Yeah, she sure does"

Sam and Dean then talked long into the night about their new obsession and love - Twilight.

~THE END! ~