Disclaimer: I own not these great, fine shows; DC and Disney do.

Now I know whatcha y'all are thinking- "Jumping Jimmine Christmas Sergio, not another Amdrag story when your old ones aren't done!" Cause this one might just be SO good, it may just be worth it. Anyway, technically it should be a crossover with Batman: the Animated Series. But, it WILL NOT be cause I dislike stuff in the crossover section, no revenue; know what I'm saying? Any-whose, We all now Jake Long could possibly take on any threat thrown his way. Well, got me to thinking...What if he went up against the Joker? Two-Face, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Mr. Freeze or Catwoman? I think even the American Dragon would have his hands full. But when you gotta a team like Rose, Trixie, Spud, Nikolai, Fu Dog, and Grandpa, who knows...As always this follows my AU. And hey, ya know what...Lets make this a movie! Why not, a full length feature film...all in a Fanfic. So enjoy, REVIEW, and I'll update everything else asap!

The Dark (Dragon) Knight

Starring the voice talents of...

Dante Basco is Jake Long

Nick Durdan is Nikolai Borodin

Keone Young is Grandpa

John DiMaggio is Fu Dog

Mae Whitman is Rose/Lily

Miss Kitty is Trixie Carter

Charlie Finn is Arthur Spudinski aka Spud

Kevin Conroy is Bruce Wayne/Batman

Tara Strong is Barbara Gordon/Batgirl

Matthew Valencia is Tim Drake/Robin

Mark Hamill is Joker

Arleen Sorkin is Dr. Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn

Diane Pershing is Dr. Pamela Lillian Isely/Poison Ivy

Adrienne Barbeau is Selina Kyle/Catwoman

Richard Moll is Harvey Dent/Two-Face

Michael Ansara is Victor Fries/Mr. Freeze

Bob Hastings is Commissioner Jim Gordon

Robert Costanzo is Detective Harvey Bullock

Jeff Glen Bennett is Mr. Long/Maxwell Epstein-Rosenberg aka "The New Huntsman"

Lauren Tom is Mrs. Long

Michael Hollick is Mr. Borodin

Do I know my sh*t or what! If I could be a casting director one day, I would be so good at it right? Anyway, for the main attraction, it was a seemingly ordinary summers day when Jake Long happily danced into his grandfather's shop.

"YES! Shes gone, gone-gone-gone!" Jake yelled

"Whose gone?" Niko asked, not attending to his shift at the shop

"Haley that's who, gone to Future-Leaders-of-the-World Camp, for the whole summer, I'm free! No Haley to muck up my summer!"

"What about Dragon business?" Niko asked with a half smile

"Who cares, I've been dealing with dat sh*t for years now, I can take on the Huntsclan, or magical creatures anyday, but Haley; nooooo thank you."

"Glad you feel that way." Nick said. Grandpa entered the showroom.

"Nikolai, go help Rose and Fu Dog with inventory, I will handle the shop!"

"Ugh, okay." Niko walked off grumbling...he may actually have to do actual work.

"Young one, we have a problem." Grandpa began picking up the New York Times "Have you read today's paper?"

"G, does my appearance scream, hobo; or elderly man to you...come on you should know this!"

"Ha-ha-ha, as always your endless sarcasm is always-NOT APPRECIATED!" He yelled...then threw in some Chinese. "Look, it made today's front page."

"What is it? Oh-oh lemme guess: Stimulus package fails to reach Wall Street, hundreds of Stock Brokers cry? Or-or: Huntsclan blows up...uh...a-b-building- I dunno?"

"No, see for yourself." Jake took the paper and read the headline. "Gotham Cities' Joker robs Jewelry Exchange in Soho." Jake shrugged "Tch, what's the big deal G? Come on, he's not magical, just a psychotic sociopath-besides; ain't he the...t-the, uh-uh Bat-dude's responsibility, or something?"

"Yes, and the big deal, young one; is this." Gramps held up a picture from an old magical history book "This is the Chan-Egg, a priceless Jade and diamond encrusted egg, holding many secrets to the magical world...If someone like The Joker were to get his hands on it, there's no telling what he'll do."

"Probably...sell it?" Jake shrugged

"Most likely, but what if that buyer is the Huntsclan?" Gramps asked

"Alright alright, I get it, we'll stop the Joker, protect the egg, got it."

"Thank you Grandson, now; go assist Niko, Fu Dog and Girlfriend with Inventory, consider this...uh...Dragon training." he ordered

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

We cutscene now to Joker's new hideaway, an old run down office building overlooking Times Square. The Clown Prince of Crime, sat at the desk, with that trademark evil grin on his horrid little face.

"Ha! I knew moving my operations to New York was a good business strategy!" He stood up and walked to the shade covered window, he peeked through the blinds "No Bats, the police are baffled, and I got a sweet little setup, it's perfect-"

"Mistah J, Mistah J!"

"Ugh...well, almost perfect." He groaned as his way too eager...and annoying harlequin henchgirl and...i suppose you could say girlfriend, Harley Quinn entered the office, phone in hand. "What is is Harley, can't you see I'm in the middle of enjoying my success...your presence is disrupting that."

"Well gee, sorry boss, it's just, I got a caller for that egg thingy you wanted to steal, just like you said." Joker smiled

"Oh well terrific, splendifferous; gimme gimme gimme!" he took the phone "Hello, thank you for calling Joker Enterprises, please start after the psychotic laugh-Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Yes, is this the joker?" an ominous voice asked

"No it's Charlie Chaplin, ha ha-HA, but seriously, yes; to whom do I have the pleasure of exploiting-I mean, doing business with."

"I am Maxwell Epstein-Rosenberg, newly appointed leader of the Huntsclan."

"Oh yes, it appears in my short time here in the Big Apple that I've heard of that little organization." Joker said sitting back at the desk propping his feet up.

"I understand you can get me the rare Chan Egg, no questions asked?"

"Yes indeedy, for the right price of course."

"Of course, the Huntsclan is willing to pay you handsomely for it's safe transaction...10 million, all up front, unmarked 100 dollar bills."

"Hmm...tempting." he turned to Harley who was sitting on the desk, pointing her index finger up, as if to say-go higher. Joker grinned and nodded "Oh come now Maxie, surely you jest. I wouldn't wipe my own ass with such a number, no-no I would feel more comfortable at.." He saw Harley write '50' on a slip of paper "Eh...with 50 million." the huntsman almost threw up

"What!

"Cash, dear boy."

"f-f-f-fifty million, your out of your damn mind if you think I'm going to pay you that much!"

"Well then Maxie, it appears you're out of luck, nothing, nilch, zip, zero, squadoo. You might as well go risk life and limb in getting it yourself."

Well screw this, don't think you're the only crazed nut-job that I've talked to!"

"What...more you say?" Joker sat up, getting more serious

"Oh yes, Two-Face asked for 24 million."

"Harvey!" Joker stood up enraged

"Catwoman asked for 21 million!"

"Grrrrrr!" Joker sneered, Harley ducked "Fine, I'll just find another buyer."

"I know for a fact you don't even have the egg, and trust me, NO one else is going to offer you the money that I will. So, lets get one thing straight Clown! I called YOU cause from what I heard, The Joker is a force to be reckoned with...but at that price-HA! There's plenty of fish in the sea...so, lets negotiate...shall we?"The Huntsman sat back, with a smirk

"ERRRRRRGH! 45 million!"

"Ha, my brother's in hell right now laughing at that number!"

"30 million?"

"Look, were both busy guys, so I'll skip some of the bullsh*t,18 million."

"23 million!" Joker argued

"14 million."

"No fair, you just said 18, you can't go down! I call cheatsies!"

"This isn't a game you lunatic...look, 17 million, final offer, or I'm calling up Two-Face...your choice Joker."

"ERRRRRRRRRRRGH, 20 million, final offer, and I'll throw in...eh...something."

"Deal, what I want from you, with the egg...is the pelt of the American Dragon."

"The American-who-now?" Joker asked

"Dragon! The protector of the magical world...What Gotham doesn't have one?"

"We do except, it's a Bat."

"Well, that's what I want."

"Ugh, fine-deal...now to whom might I ask to find this American Dragon says you?"

"How should I know, figure it out yourself, look; call me when you have the egg, I may be willing to help you out on your little endeavor, oh and Joker...thanks for making me laugh-."

"UGGGGGGGH-[slam]" he threw the phone on the receiver and promptly got another call. "What!" he angrily answered

"Joker!" another deep and ominous voice answered. The familiar sound of a flipping coin could be heard in the background

"Big-Bad-Harvey, my my, it's nice to hear your smiling faces again."

"Can the jokes Clown and listen up." Two-Face began "You better stay away from that egg, it's mine you hear me...MINE!"

"Oh...too bad Harvey, but I have already gotten an honest buyer-"

"Finders keepers!"

"Not sure why you'd want to steal it, after all, it's not in twos."

"If the moneys right. So, you had better keep your mits away from MY egg, ya hear!"

"What? What's that Harv? Oh no, it appears I'm going through a tunnel and am losing reception!"

"Your on a land line, I got caller ID moron!"

"Hellooooo, hello; operator? I believe my party's been disconnected-Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Joker promptly hung up. "HARLEY!" he yelled. She stood up from under the desk "I need you to go to the museum and see if Screwed-Up-Face has made off with it, and find out whatever you can as to whom this so called "American Dragon" is."

"Righerooney, but; what will you be doing Puddin'?" she asked

"Me? Oh I'll be here, admiring my success."

"[sigh] Of course you will." she turned to leave

"And wear some normal clothes will you, God you look like a damn fool, NO pun intended-Aha ha ha ha ha!" he heard Harley leave. "Well, I think life in New York's gonna be pretty sweet, no Batman, and once I get my 20 mill, I'll start my new gang here, and get rid of that...American Dragon. Muahahahahahahaha-ahahahahahahahaha-ahahaha ha ha ha ha ha HA HA!"

There's chapter ONE! Charming, isn't he? Well please review, and I'll update soon, k; laters!

And have a good one!