Hello. This is my first fanfiction, so I'm very sorry if it's horrible. Though I hope it's not. Anyways, enjoy!
Disclaimer:I don't own pokemon, or anything else I reference, like Studio C, Harry Potter, and other stuffitystuff
"Where the fuck is Archie?!" An angry Lysandre yelled at everyone.
There were five leaders, each from a different evil team. There were actually six teams, but the leader wasn't there. Giovanni was the leader of Team Rocket, Archie was the leader of Team Aqua, Maxie was the leader of Team Magma,Cyrus was the leader of Team Galactic,Ghetsis was the leader of Team Plasma, and Lysandre, the one with the bad mouth, was the leader of Team Flare.
"Ummmmm, we don't know, so quit asking us," Maxie retorted.
They shared a glare while a Noctowl brought in a letter for them all to read.
"I'll get it!" Yelled Ghetsis.
He ripped open the letter and a disc fell out, along with the actual letter. The letter read, "Hello, please watch the video."
"Hmmmm, what's so important about this video?" Giovanni asked.
"Will you people quit asking stupid questions? We're about to find out!" Yelled Maxie.
"Shut up. We're just trying to make this story interesting and suspenseful!" Giovanni yelled back.
"Okay, okay, quit arguing," Cyrus told everyone calmly.
Everyone glared at him.
"What, I just want some peace so we can move along with the meeting," he sweat dropped.
"Why don't we watch the damn video now?" Lysandre suggested.
"No dur," Maxie said. He grabbed the disc, put it in a CD player, and showed it on the projector. A picture of Archie appeared, and he started to speak.
"I am sorry for the inconvenience, but we are out of tomato bisque," The digital Archie quoted.
"Let me guesss… all you have is lobster bisque," Maxie rolled his eyes while the other leaders scratched their heads in confusion.
"All we have is lobster bisque. Anyways, sorry I couldn't come to the meeting. I had more important things to do, like being epic and shit. I also had to take care of my new son, Ash."
A small baby appeared in the backround. He had raven colored hair and brown eyes. He looked at the camera in interest.
"Anyways, I was thinking maybe I shouldn't come to these meetings anymore, because they aren't doing anything. All we do is argue about how to take over the world, and we're all in different regions. With that being said, I think it's obvious that we should split up. We all have different team names, we can't agree on one single name, we don't know what region to start in, and it's just so confusing. If you guys agree, which you'll probably just argue more, than we're all enemies now." He said.
"And I thought he didn't know how to make long speeches," a surprised Maxie stuttered.
In fact, all of them were surprised. Archie wasn't the kid type, and Ash would probably interfere with his crazy plans.
"Well, I guess he's right," Giovanni said.
"Fuck this, I'm leaving! I never liked any of you. These stupid meetings just annoy me!" He pushed his chair away from the table and walked off. Giovanni got up and followed him the remaining leaders looked at each other, nodded, got up, and left together.
This was the end of the evil partnership.
If you didn't get the bisque thing, search up Studio C lobster bisque. Anyways, I hope you liked the first chapter. Please review so I can improve, and all flames will be used to cook bacon.