Hey! HarukaSakuke here! I'm sorry, but I can never stick to one story! So I started this one. It's got SuzuLulu and LuluShirley in it (did I mention it's A Code Geass story?). I guess it'll have more SuzuLulu than LuluShirley, so till further notice, I'm gonna put those two in the couple name thing. Hope you like!

CG not mine. It belongs to CLAMP! I don't need to explain what'd be different if I owned it.

"Lulu is mine!" Shirley said defensively, though angrily. Suzaku waved his hands worriedly and sweat dropped. "I never said he wasn't!"

Shirley glared. "Then stop acting so weird around him!" Suzaku's arms dropped beside him. "Weird how?"

Shirley started counting on her fingers. "One, you blush. Two, you stutter. Three, you avoid him on occasion. Four, I saw you glare at me when I was close to him." Suzaku gave her a dramatic and accusingly sharp point of his finger. "You were being rough on him and he had long since asked you to leave him alone!"

Shirley crossed her arms firmly under her chest. "Then explain the first 3." Suzaku shook his head. "I won't have to. I'll prove I don't do that the next time Lulu is around!"

"Don't do what, Suzu?" Shirley and Suzaku turned to the doorway to see Lelouch tapping the toe of his shoe against the ground, as though he were trying to get something off of it.

Suzaku waved in a polite way, even though, admittedly, Lelouch scared him just then. "Hey there, Lulu! How are you?" Shirley nodded her head in a typical manner. "You two have nicknames for each other. The makings of a new couple." Suzaku poked Shirley in the head and sweat dropped slightly. "That's strange, you know that."

Shirley fumed and stomped out past Lelouch. "I hope you two have fun!" She said angrily. Suzaku tensed up. "What exactly is that supposed to mean?!" Seeing that Shirley was out of hearing range before he had even finished his sentence, he sighed dejectedly.

Suzaku ran his hands through his hair. "I'm guessing there's no chance of this blowing over anytime soon, huh?" Lelouch shook his head. "Don't think so." Suzaku slumped. "Great."

"Seriously, Milly, how many times are you going to do this to me before I can actually have a say in the matter?" Lelouch inquired.

The blonde put on the dark headband over his head and clapped with excitement. "As many times as I see fit! Don't worry, you'll actually enjoy being a cat this time around." Lelouch sighed. 'Milly never lets anything happen that doesn't go according to her plan.'

As he looked at the doorway, he saw Suzaku trotting in with Nina, Rivalz, and Shirley all on his back. And despite the fact he was dressed as a dog, Arthur was playfully trotting behind.

Nina and Shirley were both dressed as bunnies while Rivalz was a cat. Milly clapped, her cat tail swishing behind her. "Shirley, I need you to help me with make-up. I'll take care of Lulu and Suzaku and you take care of--" Shirley had already started on Nina before Milly finished.

Milly smiled mischievously, not that she wouldn't anyway… "My, my. Aren't we the eager one, Shirley?" She got her purple eyebrow pencil and drew 6 whiskers, 3 on each side, on Lelouch's face. When she was done with him, she got some face paint for Suzaku and started getting creative.

Lelouch winked teasingly at the two. "Now, now, Milly, we don't want you making Suzu looking like too much of idiot." Suzaku clawed at Lelouch, almost making Milly mess up. "You shut up!" Lelouch just shrugged. "Stating the facts, my pet." Suzaku clawed at him more and blushed lightly. "Would you quit it?!"

Milly checked his face. "Suzaku, you keep acting like this and I'm going to have to start investigating." Suzaku shook his head. "It's nothing like that, Milly. No need to investigate."

Shirley finished with Rivalz and turned to him. "If you'd stop acting like that, she would have no need to feel suspicious, and neither would I!" Suzaku waved his arms frantically. "Suspicious of what?!"

Lelouch nodded. "I'm almost positive they think of us as a couple in secret." Suzaku sunk to the floor in disappointment. "You've got to be kidding…"

"Aren't we?" Everyone's ears perked and they directed their attention to Lelouch, who was just smiling innocently.

Suzaku scurried over to Lelouch and whispered to him. "What are you doing?!" Lelouch looked to him. "I'm trying to get them off our backs." Suzaku glared and sweat dropped. "With Milly and Shirley around? I think you've finally lost it…"

"Silent lover's spat?" Milly asked curiously. Lelouch smiled to her. "You can say that." Lelouch then looked to Suzaku seriously and whispered, "I don't care how much they think we're into it, I refuse to kiss you." Suzaku blushed and gave off a dark aura. "And I refuse to let you!"

Shirley, in the meantime, was so angry she snapped her eyebrow pencil…pencils actually. "Suzaku…you two better not have done anything yet…" Suzaku stomped and blushed. "We are not a couple!"

Lelouch put his finger under Suzaku's chin and turned his face to his. "Stop denying it, we already got figured out." Lelouch moved closer to him and put his arm in the way of his face, closing his eyes and making Suzaku blush. "Just work with me, okay? I swear, this'll work. Just trust me."

Suzaku broke the 'kiss' and nodded. "Ok, I give." By now, Rivalz and Nina had fainted, Shirley was close to breaking everything she came in contact with, and Milly was smiling evilly at the two.

"It's official. You two are a couple. This is perfect." Milly stated. Shirley stomped out in unrefined anger. Milly looked after her in feigned surprise. "Oh, my. Well, I'll leave you two to do what couples do, just don't make a mess." With that, she went after Shirley, dragging the two unconscious students with her.

When he was positive Milly wasn't close enough to hear, Suzaku glared at Lelouch. "Don't EVER do that again!" Lelouch got out of the chair. "It's not like what they thought they saw truly happened."

Suzaku got even angrier. "That is not the point!" Lelouch smiled evilly. "I don't see why you get so flustered."

Suzaku froze, unable to explain his case. He wanted to say something, but Lelouch beat him to it. "Care to tell me why?"

Suzaku crossed his arms. "No, I don't." Lelouch turned and walked away. "Well, I'm not gonna force you. I have to find our dear Madame President so I can find out why we're dressed up."

Suzaku shrugged. "Have it your way…"

"Maybe I should've told you this is what would happen." Suzaku said disappointedly. Lelouch glared. "If you knew anything, why didn't you say something?!" Suzaku sweat dropped. "You know, I think she plotted this on purpose." Lelouch spoke in sarcastic anger. "Oh, you think?! I had no idea!"

What had them in a fit was Milly's recent announcement. When they arrived on stage, she announced:

"Come one come all! We want you here to see the play of a cat and a dog that fall in love despite their differences. And you never know, the two playing the part may already be in love!"

Suzaku knew about the play, but his role and the fact he was one of the leads had never gotten to him. He wish he could avoid this…or at least have the role opposite of him be a girl.

"Milly, we haven't even rehearsed." Lelouch said, trying to calm down. Milly smiled to him. "But do you like the idea?" Lelouch sweat dropped and smiled nervously. "Honestly, no." Milly grinned. "Too bad, you're gonna have to do it! We can't cancel so just read from the script and act it out while you say it. Simple!"

Lelouch sweat dropped. "Is there any winning against you?" Suzaku shook his head. "Nope."

Milly turned to backstage. "Shirley, come on. Get over your anger until the end of your play!" Shirley came from behind and threw the two a script. Milly grabbed her megaphone and turned to the audience. "Now, without further ado, the Ashford Academy Student Council presents our play!"

That's it! The next chapter is completely play, so I hope you like!