A/N: So. This is my 100th published fanfic. 100. Wow. It seems absolutely crazy that I've reached this milestone. I had no idea that the little 6th grader who wrote stories about Obi-Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn would grow up to do something like this. I won't go on waxing poetically about it here, but I will say thank you to those of you who continuously read my work. Your feedback has lifted my spirits and made me a better writer. You're amazing! Please enjoy the first chapter of NUMBER 100!

"Chinese or pizza?" Kensi asked as she closed the car door with a resounding thud.

They'd finally returned from an out-of-town case that had involved a bit too much running and dodging bullets for anybody's liking. They'd been living off of vending machine snacks and greasy burgers from the local diner for a week and Kensi saw no reason to stop the trend now that they were home. "Pizza," Deeks said. "With green peppers."

"We are not getting peppers."

"You've eaten nothing but those powdered donuts and Doritos for a week. Your body needs a vegetable."

Kensi glared at him as she pushed the front door open and then was immediately assaulted by screams of, "SURPRISE!"

She had her gun halfway out of its holster before Deeks caught it and pulled it from her hands, tucking it behind his back in one swift movement. As her eyes adjusted she realized why. Their living room was full of pink and black streamers, balloons, and Mindy, Mandy, Kat, Tiffani, and Tiffany, all clad in what could only be described as the world's tiniest black dresses. "What…is going on?" she asked, her head spinning a bit at the sight of it all.

"Surprise!" Mindy said again. "We're here for your bachelorette party."

"My, what?"

"You didn't think we were letting you off the hook did you?" Tiffani asked. "Honey we are doing this right."

"Look we even brought your friend Nell along!" Tiffany said. "She's so fun aren't you NayNay?"

"Very," Nell said from where she'd been sitting unseen on the corner of the couch, a drink in hand. She was still in her work clothes, a sobering contrast to everyone else's attire, but had been draped, probably against her will judging by the expression on her face, with a pink feather boa and wore a light up crown that read KayKay's Getting Married!. She lifted her glass. "Mazel tov."

Kat squealed. "We are celebrating you and your man KayKay!"

"Well…um…that's great but I don't think we can do that right now," Kensi said weakly, still trying to wrap her head around the situation. The Cupcake Girls had just invaded her world in a way she wasn't prepared for and "KayKay" was having a hard time finding her footing without a little advance notice.

"Of course you can! Marty helped us set it all up," said Mandy.

"Oh he did?" Kensi looked at him and he grinned in a way that said he knew exactly what he had done and was very much enjoying that he'd blindsided her.

"I just cleared the weekend, they did the rest," he said. "I'm just as in the dark about your plans as you are."

"Oh baby. Wow. That's so sweet," she said through gritted teeth.

"Come on girl! Get changed! Your limo awaits!" Mindy squealed.

Before Kensi knew it she'd been shoved into her own little black dress and pulled out into a limo that was waiting at the end of the drive. "But…where are we going?" she said weakly as Kat wrapped a feather boa around her neck and stuck a crown on her head.

"Vegas baby!" Mindy told her. "Here, have a drink."

"The straws are little dicks," Tiffani said mischievously.

Sure enough the purple straw did resemble a very healthy looking set of male genitalia. "Did you know about all this?" she asked Nell as the limo began to pull out.

"Did I know we were going to Vegas? Yes. Did Deeks leave out the finer details like exactly how much pink would be involved when he asked if he could give my number to Tiffani? Also yes," Nell said.

"I'm going to murder him," Kensi said as the limo began to pull out.

"Oh, don't worry." Nell smirked as she refilled her glass. "His time is coming."

Deeks was sound asleep in bed and then he was being yanked from it, a hood thrown over his head, his hands bound. "Hey!" he yelled, struggling against his captors. "You're assaulting an LAPD officer!" He kicked hard and made contact with someone who let out a pained yelp.

"Ow! Deeks stop! It's us!"

The hood was ripped off his head and he found himself staring at the male members of his team. Eric, was rubbing his shin, forehead wrinkled in pain. "What the hell are you guys doing?!" Deeks asked, still breathing hard from the struggle.

"It's your bachelor party," Callen said with a shrug.

"Is part of it dragging me out into the woods to murder me?" he asked, holding up his still bound hands. "Because if so I think you're doing it wrong."

"Somebody thought it would be more fun this way," Sam said with a pointed look at Eric.

"It's how they do it in the movies," Eric protested as he began untying Deeks' hands.

"However they do it, I'm not having a bachelor party," Deeks said. He looked down at Monty who was wagging his tail at all of them. "And you? You're in on this too huh, you little traitor? Didn't even bark when they all broke in here."

"Get your duffle bag," Sam said.

"Guy, I'm serious. I don't want to have a bachelor party."

"Well then think of it more as a guy's weekend," Callen said.

"However you think of it, it's mandatory," Sam said.

Deeks rolled his eyes. "Am I allowed to ask where I'm being abducted to?"

"That's for us to know and you to find out," Eric said.

"It's Vegas," Sam said impatiently. "Now go pack your damn stuff so we can go."

"Isn't Eric banned from Vegas?" Deeks asked.

"It's been taken care of," Callen said. "A little wedding gift from Hetty."

"We haven't even set a date yet," Deeks said.

"Think of this as a sign of good faith," Sam said. "We believe you'll get married. Hopefully sometime in this century."

"Thanks for the vote of confidence," Deeks said.

"You've got ten minutes," Callen said. "We'll be in the car."

A/N: If you've read any of my other Densi vacation fics you can probably guess that all is not going to go according to plan. Hang in there for chapter two! As always, leave your love in the reviews!