Oneshot 1 - Misunderstanding

Readers' POV

You were on your way to Bel's room. You were told to go and fetch him and Fran for dinner. Stupid Squalo was shouting at you too so you had no choice. You stopped outside Bel's door and knocked.

"Bel, are you in there?" You asked as you knocked.

Nothing happened.

"Bel?" You called as you knocked again.

Nothing happened.

"Bel, open the d-"

"Bel-senpai, it doesn't go in there" Came the voice of Fran.

"Of course it does, froggy. It's in the manual!" Came Bel's voice.

"Bel…Fran?" You muttered, wondering what they were talking about. You decided to eavesdrop by the door and listen.

"Well the manual's wrong! I'm telling you, it doesn't go in there!" Fran said.

"It's the manual, how can it be wrong!" Bel asked.

"Bel-senpai, just look for yourself! You don't need a manual to tell you that it won't fit. Look, it's much too big""Ushishishi. Or maybe that's just too small"

You gasped quietly as thoughts came into your head. You hoped they weren't talking about what you thought they were talking about.

"It's not too small, senpai. Especially since you stretched it last time we did this"

"Ushishishi. Exactly. It was small until I stretched it, froggy"

You started believing your little theory the more the conversation went on.

"Well whether it's small or not, it still doesn't go there, senpai""Ushishishi. I think I know where it goes froggy. I am a genius after all. Besides it's not like we haven't done this before"

"Bel…and….Fran? They've done this before?" You muttered, confused and shocked.

"Bel-senpai, can we hurry this up. It's almost time for dinner and I'm starving" Fran said.

"Ushishishi. As you wish, my un-cute kohai"

As the talking stops you here a few small bangs and other noises. That was all you needed to believe that you were right. Bel & Fran were having sex in the Varia Castle right now. You suddenly felt a weird feeling in the pit of your stomach.

SNAP!

You gasped and your eyes widened.

"Bel-senpai, you broke it" Fran said.

"It's not my fault, froggy. The prince warned you it was too small"

"Oh my god! It broke off! How!" You suddenly shouted.

You quickly cover your mouth after realising the mistake you just made. Before you can even think about moving, the door opens. You slowly look up and met the faces of Bel and Fran.

"…Hello" You said as you nervously smiled and gave a small wave.

"What are you doing, _?" Fran asked.

"I was…." You tried to say. "I was just-""Ushishishi. Was the peasant eavesdropping on the prince's conversation?" Bel asked, a smirk on his face.

"N-no!" You said. "I-I was just p-passing through""Well since you're here, do you want to play with me and Bel-senpai?" Fran asked suddenly.

….Silence….…..

You got the wrong idea.

"E-excuse me?" You asked.

"The fake-prince's cable snapped in half so now we're in need of a new one. If you let us borrow yours you can play with us" Fran said.

…..More Silence…..

You somehow got the idea that Fran used the word 'cable' as a substitute for the actual word, and began thinking all sorts of things.

"B-b-b-b-borrow m-mine! But I'm a girl!" You said to him.

"No kidding" Bel said sarcastically.

"L-look, all I came here for was to tell you that dinner's ready" You said.

"Ushishishi. We want to finish what we started first" Bel said.

"….What?" You asked, feeling even more sick.

"Look, I know Bel-senpai's always fast and hard, but it's still fun" Fran said.

"Ushishishi. Of course it's fun, froggy, co's I'm a prince" Bel said.

"You can join us if you'd like, _. Since dinner's ready we'd have to be quick. But I'm sure that won't be a problem. Knowing how fast Bel-senpai is, it'll all be over in a matter of minutes" Fran said.

You suddenly had the urge to throw up. You put your hands over your mouth in hopes of avoiding the worst.

"_, are you okay?" Fran asked.

"Ushishishi. _ doesn't look so good. She's turning green like you, froggy" Bel said as he smirked.

"Very funny, senpai" Fran said. "_, are you okay? What's wrong?" Fran asked again.

"I…I…I-I….." You stuttered.

You tried to say something but you couldn't do it.

"E-EXCUSE ME!" You shouted as you quickly bolted down the hallway, turned the corner and ran into the bathroom.

"What was that all about?" Bel asked, confused.

"I don't know. _ must've ate something bad" Fran said.

"Ushishishi. Oh well" Bel said.

The two of them went back inside Bel's room and carried on their conversation.

"I can't believe you snapped the PS3 cable, Bel-senpai" Fran said as he picked up the broken cable and looked at it.

"Ushishishi. The prince was trying to push the big cable into the small socket" Bel said."I told you it wouldn't fit. I knew it. Now how are we supposed to play 'Call of Duty'?" Fran asked.

"We could've borrowed _'s spare cable like we asked. But she completely blanked us out and ran off. And what does that have to do with her being a girl!" Bel said.

"Now that you mention it, _ did seem confused with our conversation. It's like she thought we were talking about something else" Fran said.

"Ushishishi. What else could we have been talking about, froggy?" Bel asked.

"Beats me. But whatever it was, it freaked her out"

….…..A Few Minutes Later….

You were now finished in the bathroom and were making your way to the dinning room for dinner. The Varia decided to have Pasta with salad and bread rolls today.

"Vroi! Where have you been! I told you to go and get Bel and Fran" Squalo asked you from the table as you sat down across from him.

"Sorry. I was…..busy" You said, not wanting to tell him the embarrassing situation that happened.

"Doing what! Screwing the royal brat and the newbie?" Squalo asked with a smug smirk on his face.

You weren't in the mood for this. You glared at Squalo before sending a hard kick to his knee.

"VROI! WHAT THE FUCK!" Squalo shouted angrily.

"Oh, was that your knee? Gomen" You said in your sweetest voice, smirking almost like Bel.

"You little bitch!" Squalo cursed.

"Sorry we're late" Fran said as he and Bel finally entered the dinning room.

Thoughts of earlier came rushing back into your head. You tried not to make eye contact with either of the two.

"Finally! I was about to send _, to go and look for you" Lussuria said.

"Vroi. If you did, the 3 of them would've only ended up screwing each other again" Squalo said with a smirk.

Knives and a hard kick to the knee were given to Squalo.

"VROI!" Squalo shouted.

"Was that your knee again, gomen, gomen!" You said, smirking even more than last time.

"Ushishishi. Don't speak of something so disgusting, shark" Bel said.

"I never knew you were such a pervert, idiotic long-haired commander" Fran said.

"Shut up!" Squalo said.

A few seconds later, everyone was seated round the table.

You poked at your food in boredom."Hey, _, me and Bel-senpai bought a new cable from Ebay" Fran suddenly said to you.

"Huh?" You muttered, confused.

"Ushishishi. All it took was some of the prince's money" Bel said.

"You...bought….a…new…one…from…Ebay?" You muttered, even more confused.

"Well we tried to fix the cable first, but we gave up. It wasn't easy. Stuff kept coming out the cable. And the cable was so hard. In the end, we didn't get to play the game. Well we could've if we had borrowed yours, but you never answered. Instead you just ran off" Fran said.

You, still thinking Fran was using the word cable as a substitute, got the wrong idea, yet again.

"S-s-s-stuff k-kept coming out? The cable was 'hard' ?" You muttered.

"Ushishishi. That's what the froggy said. What, are you deaf?" Bel asked.

"I-I-I-I-" You tired to say something, but was too shocked at what you were hearing.

"It's a shame. The 3 of us could have had a lot of fun playing together" Fran mumbled.

Your eyes widened at that sentence.

"I doubt _ would be any good" Bel began. "Ushishishi. She acts like she's never played with a P-"

"E-E-E-E-EXCUSE ME!" You shouted as you quickly stood up and ran out of the room. You were on your way to the bathroom again. You had that same sick feeling again and wanted to get rid of it fast.

"PS3..." Bel finished, confused.

"Vroi! What about dinner!" Squalo shouted to you.

Diner was the last thing on your mind right now. You weren't hungry anymore for you had just lost your appetite. Your leave of absence left the Varia members that were seated at the table, speechless for a while. But the conversation continued after that.

"Vroi! What the hell was that all about!" Squalo asked Bel and Fran.

"We're not really sure" Fran said. "We were just telling _ about how we bought a new PS3 cable to replace the one that broke, and she freaked out"

"Ushishishi. That's because _'s crazy" Bel said as he smirked.

….An Hour Later…

Since you left the dinning room a while ago, neither Bel nor Fran had came up to you with any weird conversations. You were on your way to your room, but you had to pass Bel's room first. As you did, you heard them talking again.

"I'm glad we bought another cable, Bel-senpai" You heard Fran say."Ushishishi. Me too, froggy. The prince is having fun playing this game" You heard Bel say.

You had another weird feeling in your stomach. But you were done throwing up and feeling this way. You had had enough of Bel and Fran doing this when people were around and could hear them clearly. You were going to give them an earful.

"Wait. You're going to fast, slow down. And you hitting me too hard, senpai"

Annoyed, you kicked open the door, stormed in and looked at Bel and Fran.

"Alright! Enough is enough, you two! I have had it up to here with your horny-ness!" You shouted. "I knew everyone around here was gay but I thought you'd at least have the sense to not do it where people can hear you! Or this many times! You two are old enough to know these things! Because of you two, I've been throwing up constantly! And you had the nerve to ask me for my 'cable' (Air quote) and if I wanted to join you. Well I think that's just sick! There's no way in hell I'd ever be part of something so disgusting as that! You two should be ashamed of yourselves. You need to stop fucking each other and think about other people's feelings! You got that!" You said.

"What are you talking about, _?" Fran asked.

From the time you barged into the room and now, you were oblivious to the scene in front of you. You had misunderstood. Bel and Fran weren't having sex, but sitting cross-legged on the floor, playing Tekken 6 on the PS3. But the game had been paused as both Varia members had turned to look at you.

"E-e-e-EH!" You shouted, more confused then ever.

"Ushishishi. _'s lost it" Bel said.

"I-I-I…..b-but I thought"

"You thought what?" Fran asked.

"N-nothing! G-goodnight!" You said to them both before quickly leaving. Bel and Fran were left alone once more to carry on.

"Bel-senpai, you're fighting too fast! I told you to slow down!" Fran said as he desperately tried to beat Bel in the final round.

"Ushishishi. The froggy's just slow" Bel smirked.

"You're hitting me too hard as well. My life is almost gone! It's like I'm fighting against the computer on 'ultra hard' " Fran moaned.

"Ushishishi. It's because the prince is the best player in the world. And no one can beat him" Bel boasted.

"It would've been nice if _ did play Tekken 6 with us" Fran muttered.

"Ushishishi. It's her loss" Bel said.

And for the rest of the night, Bel and Fran continued to play Tekken 6. While you tried to sleep and forget about today. Tried to.