Author's Note- One day, MargaritaVille01 and I were chilling out and made this whole foot idea! I decided to elaborate and put it on fan fiction!

Disclaimer- I do not own Twilight or any songs mentioned in this spoof.

Preface

Edward- Why do you love me?

Bella- I love your foot.

Edward- WHAT?
Bella- Your shoes are so clean and your toenails are so sexy.

Edward- My foot. You love my foot?

Bella- The heart wants what the heart wants.

Chapter 1

Bella and Renesmee want to get a manni/peddi. Edward has nothing to do, so he decides to come along with them and he decides to get a foot massage.

Bella and Edward are seated near each other, while Renesmee is getting a manicure.

Bella is reading a fashion magazine.

The lady who is giving Edward a foot massage takes off his socks.

Edward- Time to relax!

Bella- (staring at Edward's foot)

Edward- Bella! Bella! Earth to Bella!

Bella- Now, I know what love at first sight feels like!

Edward- Ummm…. What are you talking about?

Bella- Excuse me Edward. (Starts to talk to Edward's foot) Hello there handsome! How are you doing?

Edward- Bella, is something wrong? What's with you and WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO MY FOOT?

Bella- Edward. Don't be rude. I'm talking to somebody. (Starts to talk to Edward' foot again. She is curling her hair and batting her eyelashes) So... What are you doing later?

Edward- BELLA, YOU'RE TALKING TO MY FOOT!

Bella- Don't yell at me or else I'll get foot here to beat you up.

Edward- (sarcastically) Ohhh! I'm so scared!

Chapter 2

Edward is sitting on the couch munching a bag of potato chips.

Bella is on the floor making out with Edward's foot.

Edward- Bella! Bella! BELLA!

Bella- (annoyed) what??

Edward- Bella, what the heck is your problem?

Bella- Your foot is such a great kisser!

Edward- BELLA!!!!!!!!

The doorbell rings.

Tanya- It's me!!!!!!

Edward- Come in. I can't get up.

Sees Bella making out with Edward's foot

Tanya- Bella, What are you-

OMG! Your foot is so handsome!

Edward- Not you too!!!!

Bella- Back away sistah! This foot is MINE.

Tanya- Don't worry Bella! I got my eyes on the left one.

Bella- He's all yours.

5 minutes later……

Bella is making out with Edward's right foot while Tanya is making out with his left.

Edward is just sitting on the couch watching football.

Hope you loved it! Please review!!!! I WILL BE UPDATING! I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS!!

Btw, I was inspired by the twilight trailer! Do you know when Edward picks up the apple with his foot? Yeah, that's my inspiration!