THE CURIOUS INCIDENT INVOLVING A BUG IN THE EYE
"Argh! There's a bug in my eye...
Sammy, get it OUT!" Dean shrieked.
"Dean, I will if you stop moving. Just let me take a look at it" Sam said, obvious frustration rising in his voice.
"But - It hurts!" Dean replied, holding back tears.
"STOP MOVING! I'm trying to get it out." Sam yelled.
"What happens if it lays eggs in my eye!? Sam, then all the bugs could eat out my eye, and..."
Sam rolled his eyes "I don't think that is going to happen"
"It could though! Then I'd go blind, and I'd have no eye, and....."
"DEAN! Stop acting like a baby! Sam ordered.
Dean immediately stopped; he was so not going to have a chick flick moment "I'm not being a baby! I just hate bugs; those bugs we investigated in Oklahoma - I just hate them now!"
Sam thought back to that case "Yeah, Those bugs were pretty nasty. Now, if you just hold still..."
OUCH! Dean screamed.
"Huh, got 'cha!" Sam examined the bug "See, that wasn't so bad now, was it?"
Dean rubbed his eye "Yeah, right. For you, it may have not been so bad! You weren't the one who had that fudging bug crawling around in your eye!"
Sam shoved the bug into Dean's face " Aww, Dean Winchester is scared of bugs" Sam teased "But look, he's dead"
Dean flinched "Yeah, well you can go and take him, and salt and burn the hell out of that stupid bug! Dean replied angrily.
Sam then smiled, with total satisfaction. Should have gotten' that one on Funniest home videos...
THE END!