One day, Jonathan, Nate, and I were chatting about Thanksgiving.
Nate: You're gonna love Dan's Special Turkey Surprise...as soon as he catches it."
Me: What do you by 'Catch it'?" All of a sudden, a turkey runs by being chased by Doc who was holding a musket and wearing a Pilgrim's hat.
Dan: GET BACK GERE DINNER!!!! *does a battle cry*" And they ran off into the distance.
Jonathan: Okay, that was awkward." Just then, Luke pulled up boxcars full of mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce, tankers of gravy and wine, and a covered hopper car 'stuffed' with stuffing.
Luke: Got the Thanksgiving dinner train here, now we just need Clara with the veg express and Dan with his turkey." Clara steamed up with refrigerator cars full of vegetables like corn and carrots. Later, Dan showed up with TWO dead turkeys on his flatcar.
Dan: Got 'em!" And once Dan was finished cooking his turkey, we dined until we realized...
Jonathan: Wait! We're trains! How can we eat?!"
The End?