Suburban Stupid Episode 1a: Random Journey
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Raichel was bored as she was waiting for the bell to ring. ''This crap bell will never ring.''she said to Tim but then the bells ring and it was the end of the lessons. Raichel, Tim and Randell were walking together to the car park were the van was but Dominic was already there. ''GET IN, you crapheads!''shouted Dominic. ''you didn't need to shout.''said Randell and Warren was running into the van quickly and landed in the back part of the van where he was sitting on a impromptu seat and soon everybody was in there. ''Oh look, at those losers with their train card while we ride...in a...terrible van.''said Warren and he walked out because he didn't take the van to the school and Randell followed his younger brother. ''Your van is a piece of crap.''said Randell and he walked out as well. ''Hi, big sis!''shouted Hilda, her younger sister. ''Oh, hello!''shouted Raichel to her little sister and Hilda went into the front passenger seat. ''We're like, sitting together!''she shouted. ''SO LET'S GO, you bitches!'' shouted Raichel.
Raichel, Hilda, Dominic, Don and Tim were on a journey to their home by road listening to country music which Raichel and Hilda were okay with. ''Hey Hilda and Raichel in the front! Change the radio because you're trolling, you bitches!''shouted Tim. ''Okay, if you say so..''said Hilda and she changed the radio station but her older sister made it louder. ''STOP TROLLING FOR REAL!'' shouted don because the radio was annoying but Raichel just changed the radio station and made it quiet enough to not be ear abuse but loud enough to be heard around the van. ''Not bad!''shouetd Tim. ''You tried to piss others off, though.'' Raichel slapped her young sister with one hand on the wheel but she couldn't reach her younger sister. ''Hah, you couldn't reach me, you dumbhead!''shouted Hilda. ''I will own you, LITTERALLY!''shouted her older sister. ''Awwwwwww.''said Tim. ''Look at those sisters!''shouted Don. ''THEY'RE GOOD!''shouted both of them. The van was passing by Hyden Park and Hyden's shops which included a food store and a computer store and a stationary store.
Raichel parked the van near the Greiggs store because she wanted to buy some pastries for her sister, herself and Don or Tim. ''Okay, Hilda. So you want a cheese and onion pasty?''said Raichel. ''Yeah, bitch!''shouetd Hilda. ''Okay, never mind.'' said Raichel and she left to get pastries from the bakery. ''Aw, yeah! Nothing's happening.'' said Hilda who is bored as hell and when her older sister went inside the store she went in the back of the van. ''Okay I'm back...well at least they wont be bored?''said Raichel just getting in the van with the pastries and throwing the other pastries to the back of the van. ''WOOOOO! Pastries.''said Hilda. ''I'm bored as hell.'' Dominic said. ''Well too bad! Nothing interesting happens!''shouted Raichel. ''Oh, you are totally gonna regret the retards who are gonna make this interesting.''said Don. ''Oh wow, nothing is happening as far as hell!'' shouted Raichel.
Suddenly some retards were beating the van up for no reason because Raichel 'said so'. ''Just drive away!''shouetd Tim. ''What the hell! I can't believe these retards!'' shouted Raichel. ''WHY US?''shouted Hilda. ''I don't know!''shouted Raichel. ''You forgot you technically called those retards over by saying nothing is interesting.''said Don. ''How was I meant to expect that! TELL ME, DOMINIC!''shouted Raichel. ''Whoa, calme down. You were tempting fate so those retards beat up the van.''said Dominic. ''I will eventually kill those effing idiots!'' Raichel shouted. ''WHOA!'' shouted Hilda. ''Yous should come down, Raichel. The angriness doesn't make this situation any better.''said Tim. ''UUURRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!''shouted Raichel. ''Oh crap, random crap happens!'' shouted Hilda.
After some time in the car, the van reached the guys' house because they wanted to go home. ''Oh thanks, you really are a better than crap driver!'' shouted Tim ''Well, eff you!'' shouted Raichel. ''Wow, you sure are an idiot!''shouetd Dominic and they left the van to go to their houses but they weren't happy at all. ''You know what? Let's just go home and get drunk to prepare for the party.'' said Hilda. ''HELL YEAH!'' shouted Raichel and she drived fast to her house using epic monuvres like drift turns and swerving.
episode 1b coming soon!