Do Not Own Twilight
It was 2:00 in the afternoon and I was still waiting for Edward, who still was not ready which is weird due to the fact that Edward is a super fast vampire. "Edward would you please hurry up"? "Almost ready love". 10 minutes later Edward finally came downstairs. "What took you so long"? "Ask Alice". "What did she do now"? "She made me play Edward Barbie". I couldn't help but laugh. "It's not funny love, I'm now traumatized for the rest of eternity". I couldn't help but laugh even more. "Bella will you stop making fun of me". "I'm sorry it's just Alice making you do something you don't want to do seems absolutely ridicules".
"Well, since Alice isn't here to take you away again can we go now"? "Sure, love, but do we really have to go to Newton's 18th birthday party"? "Yes, we do". "Mike is my friend and I know you too don't get along, but please be on your best behavior". "Okay, I'll be a good boy". 15 minutes later. "Where here". I then heard Edward growl. "Remember you promised you would be a good boy". "I know but you should should hear what Newton's thinking right now about you". "Just let it go I'm with you not him". "I know love it's just some of the things he thinks about you makes me wanna rip his head off".
"No matter what he thinks about me you are not gonna hurt Mike understand". "Yes, love". "Now let's go wish Mike a happy birthday". "Do we have to"? "Yes, Edward we do". So then we walked over to Mike and Edward and I both said "happy birthday". Edward surprised me when he shook Mike's hand without purposely crushing it. About 3 later hours later Edward and I left. "That wasn't so bad was it". "Mike should really keep his thoughts to himself". "Are you still pissed that Mike's thinking about me"? "Do I have to answer that"? "I'm just curious"? "Yes, I'm still pissed that Mike thinks dirty things about you". "If you were so pissed then why did you shake his hand when we said happy birthday to him". "I told you I was going to be a good boy didn't I". "Well, I'm proud of you"
We were finally back at the Cullen's house. We walked in and I could not believe what I saw. Carlisle, Emmett and jasper were wearing bras and Rosalie, Alice and Esme were laughing uncontrollably. A few seconds later Edward and I were laughing just as bad as they were. "What happened Carlisle". "We lost a bet against the girls". "That figures". "Aren't you glad we went to Mike's party"? "Now I am". "You do realize were gonna have to take a picture, right". "Alice already did". "Way to go Alice". "Well thank you". "So, what was the bet anyway". "We bet the boys we could beat them in Dance Dance Revolution and of course they lost". "It's not fair, Alice knew we would lose". "Is it my fault that you excepted the challenge Emmett". "You just had to drag Carlisle and I into it didn't you Em". "Hey don't be mean to my teddy bear brother he just wanted to have some fun with his family". "Sorry for yelling at you". "It's okay Jazz". "See all better". "Like I was saying it's not my fault you excepted the challenge. It's your fault for thinking you could beat us".
"By the way Alice, can you send me that picture I need something to laugh at tonight". "Sure and I am going to make as many copies as the store let's me". "This sucks Jazz". "You just had to accept the bet didn't you". "Boys please don't fight, I am just as humiliated as you are". "They just had to pick Dance Dance Revolution didn't they, the one game we totally suck at and they pick it". After all the bickering and complaining was done I realized I was I was 2 hours past my curfew. "Oh crap Edward I'm late, Charlie's gonna kill me". "Don't worry Esme already called Charlie and told him you were staying here tonight". "Thanks Esme". "No problem dear". "Wanna go upstairs love". "Yeah, sure". Of course Edward had to be a gentlemen and carry me bridal style while running at vampire speed. "You do realize I can walk". "I know I just don't you hurting yourself". "Thanks". "You know I love you". "I just wist I wasn't so damn clumsy all the time".
"You look tired love". "I kinda am". "Do you mind if I sleep on your couch". "You do realize you never have to ask". "I just thought that I would be polite". "By the way love I do have a bed now if you would prefer to sleep on something more comfortable". "Thanks Edward". "I love you". "I love you too, sleep my love".