50 things i am not allowed to do in Sound of music

A/U : I'm not too good at funny lists and this is only my second. no flames, please. :)

1. Make the Baroness a set of play clothes

2. Respond "yes sir!" loudly everytime the captain talks

3. Pop the tires on Rolf's bicycle

4. (remember how after Maria's wedding scene, there was a little boy making the bell ring?) Play ''George of the jungle'' on the bell rope.

5. teach the children to whistle at the captain

6. Buy Mother Abbess a cell phone

7. Ask Herr Zeller if he ever considered plucking his eyebrows

8. Ride a motorcycle into the Abbey while playing loud rock music

9. Hang glide off the Alps without a crash helmet

10. The next time the Baroness and Herr Dettweiler make a big deal over pink lemonade, make them some purple lemonade.


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