Author's Note: Shouldn't I be updating my other story for Percy Jackson? Well No. I said I wouldn't update during the holidays and today is the last day of the holidays *weeps* so I don't have to. Besides ever since I read Death Bringer I've been in a SP mood. This is just going to be a long continuing series of Drabbles I write on the side when I'm bored or have time. Not that I will because school starts tomorrow and that means homework. My school is obsessed with homework my third day of year seven and they had already buried us in homework. Any way onto the story…
Disclaimer: I am not Derek Landy, I do not own the Skulduggery Pleasant series, any characters or locations from the series or anything else from the series.
Chapter 1:
"I want a puppy," Valkyrie said.
"No," Skulduggery replied.
"Why not," She asked.
"You're not responsible enough," He answered.
"What do you mean, I take care of my sister," She said.
"No, dogs get along with me too much," He said
"What do you mean," she asked.
"Doesn't matter," He replied, "No dogs."
"Skulduggery," She called out.
"Yes, what is it," She heard his reply coming from upstairs.
"I want you to meet Rex," She said looking down at her Alsatian.
"Who's Rex," He asked coming down the stairs, "Never met him."
"He's my dog," she said too late.
Rex leapt at Skulduggery and tackled him trying to pin him tom the ground, after two minutes he ran off with his arm and buried it outside.
"I said no dogs,"
"Woops,"
Author's Note: I know it's pretty bad but none of my ideas looked right when I typed them up so I guess this will have to do. I'm posting another story called 150 things I will not do in the Sanctuary today as well so please read that if you get a chance. I don't want to go to school. *weeps hysterically*