The Nordic five sat at the dining table enjoying a nice breakfast of scrambled eggs and bacon when Denmark, being Denmark, made it all go to hell.

"Hey Nore? What's that hair clip about?" See what I mean? Ruined.

"None of your business, Denmark." Norway's eyes met Denmark's in a mean glare.

"Aww, but Nore, it's just a hair clip. Tell us!"

That's when Finland added his two cents. "Oh yes, what is that about? Now I'm curious."

"Y''h, wh't's 't 'b''t?" (Yeah, what's it about?)

Norway sighed. "Fine, I'll show you what it does."

He pulled the clip out of his golden hair, shook it out like a wet dog, and held it to his ear.

"Hello."

"Yes, this is Norway."

"Well Nisse I'm very sorry, but I only called you because my friends asked me to."

"No, I do not want you to beat them up!"

"Well...okay, maybe Denmark."

"No, no. I'm fine, really. Nothing for you to kill, no wood I need you to chop."

"Okay, good bye then."

He snapped the clip pack into his hair and turned back to the other Nordics with an uncharacteristic huff. "Are you happy now? Nisse was so upset too!"

The other Nordics all wore confused looks, until Denmark decided to ask what they were all thinking. "Nisse?"

"Yeah, you know Nisse. The troll who lives in the attic."

The other Nordics shook their heads, and Norway sighed.

Finland gave a look to Iceland, who hadn't spoken the whole time. "Hey Iceland, he's your brother, you should knock some sense into him."Iceland hung his head and gave out a sniffle. "Noooooooo. I'm to sad to do that."

Finland was suddenly very concerned for the youngest Nordic, and felt the need to voice his concern. "What's wrong, Iceland?"

"Sweden took her away." He then proceeded to sob into his hands.

Sweden didn't seem very amused. "'sl'nd 't w's ' r'fr'g'r't'r, n't ' g'rl." (Iceland, it was a refrigerator, not a girl)

"B-but Sweden, I loved her."

Thats when the three semi-sane Nordics decided that the Bondevik brothers were both completely nuts.

AN: so... I made this for a friend who wanted Norway's phone clip and Iceland x Fridge in the same Fic. This is what happened.

I don't own Hetalia