(Hetalia now owns nearly every aspect of my Life. I love you, Aph.)
F is for Awesome!
England and America were sitting together, have a rare moment of peace and tranquility. England was daintily sipping his tea, while America slurped loudly on his soft drink. Coke, I think it was. Yes, Coke. Anyways. They were both outside, staring at the clouds, talking about this and that, both chitting and chatting. Suddenly, England asked America something. A something that, quite frankly, I think that all of us were wondering.
"So, what does the F. stand for?" England glanced at America, who was staring at him in open shock.
"You mean you don't know?!?"
"Am I….supposed to?" England was very confused, and America kept gaping at him, as if he forgot to dress that morning. Well, no, he wasn't staring that hard. More like if England had started speaking Russian. Yeah. Like if that happened.
"I thought you knew it! It's the most obvious thing in the world, Arthur!" America was gesturing wildly, as if that would help somehow.
"Errr….is it frivolous?" England was taking a shot in the dark. What F word could possibly describe America?
"I'm not Francis!!"
"Well, I don't know, you git! I can't read your mind, thank God! Who knows what sort sick nonsense goes through your head…"
"Your avoiding the question! Can you honestly say that you can't guess my middle name? Come on, Arthur! I mean really! What do you think a Hero's middle name would be?" America was at this point standing and shouting, in the manner that he does.
"Flipping idiot seems to fit perfectly at the moment!! And stop calling yourself a bloody Hero!"
"Well, you stop using those weird English curses! Use REAL curses!"
"I'll use what I bloody well feel like, gitface! You and your bleeding stupid middle name! For all I know, the flipping thing stands for F**K!" England was also on his feet, shouting in America's face, and beet red. These two really don't seem to deal with anger very well.
"Your just mad cause you can't figure the easiest thing in the WORLD! No, not even in the world, in the universe!! Tony figured it out in a second, and he isn't even from this planet!"
"Oh, God, with the alien again…"
"You can't even talk, Arthur, with your imaginary fairies and invisible unicorns! At least Tony could technically exist!"
"You leave my unicorns out of this!!!" England then turned to his side and stroked the air about waist height, saying softly "It's okay, he didn't mean it, he can't see you, remember? He's just an American idiot…"
"I'm right here, Arthur. And you know there is nothing there. Your doing that to spite me!"
"Quiet, Alfred! You'll frighten Bethany!"
"And you call ME insane!"
"You are."
"Yeah. That's coming from the dude with the invisible horse named Bethany."
"Unicorn! Bethany is an invisible unicorn!!"
"HAH!"
"No, wait!! I mean she's not invisible! You tricked me, dammit! That doesn't count!"
"Just admit it, Arthur. You're an idiot! A crazy idiot! You can't even guess what my middle name is…"
"Will you quit with your stupid name!"
"Not until you guess it~~!"
"Can you just tell me?"
"Nope."
"Alfred, let's avoid acting like children here."
"How 'bout you ask Bethany? Ten bucks she'll guess it before you do."
"I hate you, America."
"Feeling's mutual, you limey!"
They both sat down heavily, and faced the opposite direction of the other. After a couple of minutes, the red faces went away, and a sort of moody calm fell over the pair. Each was thinking about apologizing to the other, but each far too proud to do it. Especially America. Finally,
"You really want to know what it stands for, Arthur?"
"Sure, Alfred. What does the F. in your name stand for?"
America turned around and gave England the biggest grin he could possibly manage.
"The F. stands for Awesome."
(I love America. I really, really do. I swear the man is made of pure Awesome. Review, por favor!)