a/n this story is just something that my sister made and i decided to post it. :D

Disclaimer: the only thing that we own in this story is the milk everything else is Stephenie Meyer's

Takes place during Edward and Bella's Honeymoon


One day Edward and Bella were sitting in the living room just enjoying each others company. Bella then

became very thirsty for some milk, so she turns to Edward and asks, "Can you get me some milk please?"

Edward tensed. Bella put her hand on his shoulder and asked "Edward wha-"

"I DON'T WANNA GET YOU ANY MILK!!! GET YOUR OWN MILK BITCH!!!" He roared.

Bella stared at him dumbfounded and asked "What the fuck, Edward? GET ME MIL-"

and then Edward cut her off short, "YOU DON'T NEED ANY FRICKIN' MILK!!!!"

"But I want some!!" Bella whined then glared at him.

"Ya but you don't need any so I don't care." He smiled evily (a/n evil face :] )

Bella screeched at the top ofer her lungs, "YOU WILL GET ME THE GOD-DAMNED-"

Then Edward cut her off again, "I WILL FUCKING NOT!!! SO...WHAT...NOW?" Edward said while throwing his

hand up in the air like a wannabe gangster. And so Bella sat in silence for the next few minutes,

then the best idea popped into her head. She snuck up behind Edward and started to rub his back,

"Edward, hun?" she said in a coaxing, soothing voice.

"Yes, dear?" he answered confused on why she was being so sweet.

"No sex until you get me the milk." Bella said sternly.

And so before Bella could even ask what he had to say to that Edward was out the door and halfway to the

nearest grocery store....

The End!


A/N- haha so there was my sisters and my first story...hope you liked it!!! and yesh I know that Edward and Bella are totally OOC!! :D