The Mario TV Show!
By: Dash Parr
Description: This show is like the "Choose-your-own-adventure" games/books, except you can do a TV show from any genre about Mario! Make your own Mario movie, anime, cooking show, news channel (True stories from the real world or fiction world may be submitted and if I use your story on the air, you will get a reply), cooking show, or anything you want about Mario. Why you could even do an educational show for all ages if you're up to it! My Mario stories are on CH. 1.
General Surgeon's Warning: Smoking is bad for the ratings of our TV Show.
Author's Note: Before we start the show, a Channel Scan will be performed.
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Ch. 1: DASHPARR
Mario L.A.
Time: 30 min.
Description: And the world's news is brought to you from the Mushroom Kingdom Point of View.
(opening music)
Mario: Welcome to Mario L.A., and I'm your host, Mario. Today's program will cover the Hurricane Victims Living in Barns, Former President Gerald being hospitalized for tests, and more coming up on Mario L.A.
(rousing music)
Announcer: Mario L.A. The world's news is brought to you from the Mushroom Kingdom Point of View. With Mario, Luigi, Donkey Kong, and Peach for the weather. Now, here's Mario L.A. with Mario Mario, and Luigi Mario. The news starts now.
(music ends)
Mario: Hello! I'm Mario.
Luigi: And I'm Luigi.
Mario and Luigi: And we're Mario L.A.! The world's news as it happens.
Mario: Our first story is about how Hurricane Katrina victims keep safe in the barns. Here's Donkey Kong with Camera Footage of the Damage that Hurricane Katrina did.
DK: More than three months after...what is happening?
Mario: There must be an earthquake! Duck and...
(camera crashes)
We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please Wait.
We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please Wait.
We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please Wait.
We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please Wait.
We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please Wait.
Mario: Whew! That was a close one.
(static)
Video Trouble. Adjusting...
Mario: We are having serious problems.
(fast-forwarding)
Mario (speaking very fast): We need to get this mess straightened out.
(Slow)
Mario: THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIRRRRRRDDD!
(Bull runs at the camera)
(Camera changes picture)
Camera: And now...
(static)
Camera Voice: MOM!
(static)
Camera: Take 1.
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This show was cut off the air about 5 mins with technical difficulties, 2 seconds with video trouble, interuptted 30 sec. with fast forwarding, 15 min. with slow, 4 min. camera changes until it was cut off. This show will be cancelled.
Here's the finished (clipped) show.
Mario L.A.
Time: 5 min. (partial)
Description: And the world's news brought to you from the Mushroom Kingdom Point of View.
(tape starts)
(opening music)
Mario: Welcome to Mario L.A., and I'm your host, Mario. Today's program will cover the Hurricane Victims Living in Barns, Former President Gerald being hospitalized for tests, and more coming up on Mario L.A.
(rousing music)
Announcer: Mario L.A. The world's news is brought to you from the Mushroom Kingdom Point of View. With Mario, Luigi, Donkey Kong, and Peach for the weather. Now, here's Mario L.A. with Mario Mario, and Luigi Mario. The news starts now.
(music ends)
Mario: Hello! I'm Mario.
Luigi: And I'm Luigi.
Mario and Luigi: And we're Mario L.A.! The world's news as it happens.
Mario: Our first story is about how Hurricane Katrina victims keep safe in the barns. Here's Donkey Kong with Camera Footage of the Damage that Hurricane Katrina did.
DK: More than three months after... (tape ends)
(channel change to Ch. 76 SAP)
(network music)
Title: La vie de la France
Time: 10 min.
Description: Un jour dans la vie du Français. (Documentaire)
Narrateur : Bonjour et bienvenue à la vie française.
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La vie française
(extrémités de musique)
Centre serveur : Bienvenue à la vie française. Aujourd'hui, nous allons parler d'une des bornes limites que vous pouvez seulement trouver à Paris, France.
(Musique française)
Centre serveur : Mario, pourquoi ne faites-vous pas celui-ci ?
Mario : Merci, M. Grand. C'est le Tour Eiffel. Les résidants et les visiteurs français montent l'ascenseur magnifique pour voir les vues que la France doit offrir. Mon centre serveur aimable, de nouveau à toi.
Centre serveur : Merci, Mario, maintenant un des plus grandes choses qu'ils doivent offrir est les classes françaises. Achetez vos manuels et arrivez à votre lycée local et voyez s'ils l'offrent. Employez podcasting, ou n'importe quelle autre méthode pour apprendre la langue. Je suis Monsieur Grand disant la bonne nuit.
Pour plus d'information, ou si vous voudriez apprendre la langue, allez à serveur : Monsieur Grand
(c) 2005
Making of SAP
At SAP, we take shows from one language like in this clip of Beverly Hills:
Original
Ms. Drysdale looks bad and she acts worse.
Then, we translate it into different languages.
French
Mme. Drysdale regarde le mauvais et elle agit plus mauvaise.
Spanish
Ms. Drysdale mira malo y ella actúa peor.
This is what we do at SAP. We translate shows from one language to another.
Title: Espías Estupendos De Mario
Time: Unknown Time
Description: Los hermanos estupendos de Mario hacen espías secretos para el gobierno de la SEMILLA. (Anime) (traducción inglesa disponible en el Ch. 1.) (comentario de DVD en español e inglés)
(subtítulos en inglés, francés y el español disponible)
Episodio 1: Mario y Luigi entrenan para luchar a varios
criminales.
Anunciador¡El venir para arriba en los espías estupendos de
Mario!
(tiros)
Voz¡Buen Trabajo! Mudanza encendido al nivel 3.
Mario y Luigi están entrenando para la SEMILLA. ¿Su
entrenamiento duro pagará apagado¡Descubra en los espías
estupendos de Mario!
(música suspenseful)
¿Quién puede guardar un secreto así que bueno él no puede
repetirlo?
Espías Estupendos De Mario
¡Los bandidos intentan atacarlos pero guardan en whacking
los!
Espías Estupendos De Mario
¡Nosotros el más grande porque son el más inestable!
Espías Estupendos De Mario
Episodio 1: Entrenamiento De Combate
(buhos hooting)
(mazo que golpea)
Toadsworth¡Le recolecté aquí hoy por una razón
importante¡Para coger a criminales¡Eso correcto! Usted podrá
coger a criminales después de un cierto entrenamiento riguroso. ¡A la
bóveda del entrenamiento!
(accionando para arriba)
Toadsworth: Quisiera comenzarle en el nivel uno.
Voz¡Recepción a la bóveda del entrenamiento! Usted comenzará en
el nivel uno de esta galería que tira.
Voz¡Tres, Dos, Uno, Van!
(tiros)
Voz¡Gran trabajo¡Usted golpeó a todos los bandidos!
Mario¡Trabajo en equipo!
Voz: Mudanza al nivel dos.
Voz¡Tres, Dos, Uno, Van!
(tiros)
Voz¡Buen Trabajo! Mudanza encendido al nivel tres.
(tiros)
Toadsworth¡Pozo hecho!
Mario y Luigi¡Grazias!
Toadsworth: Pienso que usted es listo para la academia.
Ser continuado...
(Channel Change to Ch. 1 DASHPARR)
Mariostars
Time: Unknown Time
Description: Unknown Description
Mario is talking to his pal Luigi when suddenly...
(A picture of Homestar is shown in the title.)
Homestar: They call it Homestars, right?
Mario: No star, Homestar.
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