So Happily Unsatisfied here! How have you all been doing? I'm here on my winter break, just sitting in my room, bored outta my mind.
Voice: Then why don't you do your homework?
Me: Who are you?
Voice: The voice inside of your head that tells you to do the right thing. You have a lot of work to do over the break, so I suggest you---
Me: I'm sorry, but no one's home. Please leave a message after the beep.
Voice: But---
Me: BEEP!
(Punch Voice in my Head out)
Me: Nighty-night, Voice of Reason!
Sorry about that. I was a little busy losing my mind, but I'm back. As I was saying, it's really boring right now, so my little bro and I came up with a list of Naruto labels. He is the biggest Narutard ever, so he was more than happy to help! I do not have all of the characters labeled and the names are in no specific order, so bear with me. Oh, and if you have any more labels to add or suggestions for the list, don't hesitate to let me know!
1) Naruto:
ADD and/or Oober Dork ("Believe it!")
2) Uchihas:
EMO (AN: and Itachi is HOT)
3) Temari:
Tomboy
4) Shizune:
Spineless Wimp
5) Kabuto:
Queer (for Orochimaru)
6) Orochimaru:
Pedophile and/or Michael Jackson Wannabe
7) Tsunade:
Hooker and/or "Grandma Tsunade"
8) Jeriah:
Pervert and/or "Pervy Sage"
9) Ino:
Anger Management
10) Sakura:
Retard and/or "Mentally Challenged" (AN: I apologize if I insulted anyone who is mentally handicapped by grouping him or her with Sakura)
11) Ten-Ten:
Priss
12) Asuma:
Pot Head
13) Konahamaru
(see Naruto)
14) Lee:
OCD
15) Gai:
Deserves a Straightjacket and/or OCD
16) Zetzu:
Vorarephiliac (sexual attraction at thought of being eaten by or eating another person or creature)
17) Deidara:
Art Freak and/or Transsexual (AN: I thought he was a girl when I first saw him!)
18) Kasami:
Fish boy
19) Sai:
"Lacking Penis," Art Freak, SPD (Small Penis Disorder), and/or Doll Syndrome (AN: see Kodomo no Omocha)
20) Choji:
Tubby, Fat Ass, and/or Free Willie
21) Kiba:
Dog Breath
22) Akumaru:
Kiba Breath
23) Kankuro:
Cross Dresser (makeup)
24) Gaara:
Gaara of the Funk (AN: name from Youtube Naruto Abridged and see Author's Note for Itachi)
25) Shikamaru:
Nerd
26) Shino:
Creepy Bug Guy
27) Sakon and Udon:
Schizophrenic
28) Ebisu:
Closet Pervert
29) Kakashi:
Zoophiliac (sexual attraction to animals) (AN: Chidori "1000 Chirping Brids Attack…haha tweet" ---Kakashi from Naruto Abridged)
30) Tobi:
Good Boy(?)
31) Sasori:
Statuephiliac (sexual attraction to statues or mannequins)
32) Tayuya:
Acousticophiliac (sexual arousal from certain sounds)