A/N: What the title says. I'm doing this for Maddiecake, who has been a great reviewer. It seems like fun, anyways. :D

Disclaimer: I don't own the Outsiders, it belongs to S.E. Hinton.

WARNING: Total mutilation of children's songs.XD

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(Johnny, Ponyboy, Dally, Soda, and Steve)

Soda: Hey, look! It's our old book of nursery songs!

Johnny: Nursery songs?

Steve: Yeah. We used to have to sing them all the time.

Johnny: How do they go?

Soda: Um…Oh yeah! There was one really good one! Remember it Steve?

Steve: Which one?

Soda: In the Dingo, in the city, partying half the night

Steve: Oh yeah! Was a greaser who liked sunsets, and his sweetheart Cherry V.

Steve & Soda: Oh my darlin', oh my darlin', oh my daaaarlin' Cherry V., You're a Soc girl without feelings, dreadful sorry Cherry V.

Ponyboy: Hey, that ain't a nursery song!

Dally: Oh, sure it is.grins Tuff she was and with red hair, with the seeeexiest legs in town!

Soda: Nice sweaters and nothin' better, and long skirts for Cherry V.

Ponyboy:blushes Stop it!

Johnny: I think I'm startin' to get it.

Dally, Soda, Steve, and Johnny: Oh my darlin', oh my darlin', oh my daaaarlin' Cherry V., You're a Soc girl without feelings, dreadful sorry Cherry V.

Steve: Drove with Pony to the drive-in, every Friday half past eight.

Soda: Then her boyfriend came to get her, and he'd drunk nearly half his weight.

Ponyboy: Oh god.

Johnny, Steve, Soda, and Dally: Oh my darlin', oh my darlin', oh my daaaarlin' Cherry V., You're a Soc girl without feelings, dreadful sorry Cherry V.

Soda: Johnny, you sing this verse!

Johnny: Okay…Pretty face in a huff, she didn't want to leave.

Dally: But alas, Pony was no fighter, so he lost her to the guy.

Ponyboy: I give up!

All: Oh my darlin', oh my darlin', oh my daaaarlin' Cherry V., You're a Soc girl without feelings, dreadful sorry Cherry V.

Soda: You know, that was fun!

Steve: We should do some more later.

Ponyboy: You didn't even sing the song right!

Dally: So? Our version is way better. Ain't that right Johnny?

Johnny: Well, it sure was interestin'.

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Oh my god that was fun.:D In case you can't tell, it was the greaser version of 'Clementine'.