On the first day of Christmas,
America gave to me,
Himself…hiding in a tree
On the second day of Christmas,
England gave to me,
Two boxes of tea,
And himself…Hiding in a tree
On the third day of Christmas,
France gave to me,
Three naked men,
Two boxes of tea,
And himself…hiding in a tree
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Italy gave to me,
Four pasta dishes,
Three naked men,
Two boxes of tea,
And himself…hiding in a tree
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Russia gave to me,
Five sunflowers
Four pasta dishes,
Three naked men,
Two boxes of tea,
And himself…hiding in a tree
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Germany gave to me,
Six guns a firing,
Five sunflowers,
Four pasta dishes,
Three naked men,
Two boxes of tea,
And himself…hiding in a tree
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Japan gave to me,
Seven manga books,
Six guns a firing,
Five sunflowers,
Four pasta dishes,
Three naked men,
Two boxes of tea,
And himself...hiding in a tree
On the eighth day of Christmas,
China gave to me,
Eight pandas eating,
Seven manga books,
Six guns a firing,
Five sunflowers,
Four pasta dishes
Three naked men,
Two boxes of tea,
And himself…hiding in a tree
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Prussia gave to me,
Nine awesome coupons,
Eight pandas eating
Seven manga books,
Six guns a firing,
Five sunflowers,
Four pasta dishes,
Three naked men,
Two boxes of tea,
And himself…hiding in a tree
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Austria gave to me,
Ten songs a playing,
Nine awesome coupons,
Eight pandas eating,
Seven manga books,
Six guns a firing,
Five sunflowers,
Four pasta dishes,
Three naked men,
Two boxes of tea,
And himself…hiding in a tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Canada gave to me,
Eleven maple candies,
Ten songs a playing,
Nine awesome coupons,
Eight pandas eating,
Seven manga books,
Six guns a firing,
Five sunflowers,
Four pasta dishes,
Three naked men,
Two boxes of tea,
And himself…hiding in a tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Hetalia gave to me,
Twelve days weird stuff,
Eleven maple candies,
Ten songs a playing,
Nine awesome coupons,
Eight pandas eating,
Seven manga books,
Six guns a firing,
Five sunflowers,
Four pasta dishes,
Three naked men,
Two boxes of tea,
And themselves… hiding in a tree
You shot up from bed with a gasp. You were drenched with sweat, and your hands shook as you fumbled for the lamp switch. That was possibly the most horrible nightmare you'd ever had. You'd have to remind your Hetalia friends NOT to give you any presents. Ever.