Here goes nothing….

Disclaimer: I do not own Scrubs or Alex Rider

Alex Rider was just waking up after a short nap. It was three days after Scrorpia tried to kill him, but it seemed longer. He was sent to a hospital in America hoping Scorpia wouldn't bother him there. Sacred Heart was a decent hospital the doctors seemed nice and it was refreshing. One of his doctors came in; he had black hair and was a little weird.

John Dorian or JD. I think that's his name. Alex thought.

"Hello?" Alex said to him. The guy seemed to be staring off into space.

"And then we all would dance to Journey. Oh hi! I just came in to check on, you see how your feeling." He said with a smile.

"I fell pretty good considering everything."

"That's good. Um if you don't mind me asking how did this happen. I mean I know you got shot but do you know why? No one ever told us." JD asked.

"Well it's kind of complicated, you see—" Alex began but was interrupted by an angry doctor who Alex sees yell at JD a lot.

"Taylor as much as this kid loves to hear that annoying sound that comes of your mouth. You have other patients who would much rather have anyone be their doctor besides you but sadly for them they are stuck with the pathetic excuse for a doctor that you are." He said glaring at JD.

"You're just jealous of my awesomeness." JD said and walked away. Dr. Cox just sighed and walked in the opposite direction.

Ten seconds later he came ran back "Oh see ya later, Alex." He walked away again.

It was now midnight, but Alex was awake he noticed a janitor mopping in the hallway. The janitor stopped in Alex's room. "You know I was shot once." He said.

"Really?' Alex asked.

"Nah but I did have an uncle who shot five people at a duct tape festival. They should have given him some duct tape…"

"Okay. I'm going to sleep now." Alex said nervously. Even after all the nut jobs I've meant none of them are as crazy as this guy.

"You know people die here. Have a nice night cause it could be your last." He said walking away whistling the Addams Family song.

So here's chapter one sorry for it being so short. Expect more later.