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"Fuck!" I whispered. My mom is knocking at my door and my boyfriend is busy thrusting in me like a mad man. So what do you think I did? Do you think we finished having sex then hurried up and got dressed? Oh God I wish we did, but sadly no. I sighed and pushed my boyfriend off and wobbled to the door after getting at least half decent. I turned around one last time to make sure everything in my room was somewhat normal and giggled when I saw my boyfriend glaring at the door like it was some evil spirit.

"Yes mom?" I answered after opening the door. I love my mom, no I really do it's just that…well she always wants to know what I'm doing and it can sometimes get annoying.

"Oh, well I was just wondering if you and your friend wanted a snack," she said standing on her toes trying to look in the room. "Nah we're fine just…studying our butts off," I said grinning like an idiot hoping she'll buy it. Ah~ she did! She looked kind of sad though and started to walk away slowly. Ah crap. She always does that when I or my dad says no. "Wait," I said, "umm maybe some ramen? Yeah! Ramen would be awesome mom thanks." I smiled because I saw her smiling and practically skipping all the way downstairs. I hate seeing her sad because it's like a day without the sun ever shining.

I turned around to see the teme aka Sasuke doing homework that was supposed to be done hours ago. I walked back slowly towards him hoping he didn't bite after me or anything because you know, he's the type. When I reached to my bed he slowly looked up at me and I felt like I was about to die from blood loss. His face was red from the sex fiesta we had moments ago and I guess about to be caught having sex by your boyfriends mom had something to do with it too. Yeah, I said it. Boyfriend. We're both guys. My name is Uzumaki Naruto and my boyfriend's name is Uchiha Sasuke as I said before. We both sighed and I plopped on the bed in front of him and started to do my homework that always seems to laugh at me. Just as I screamed out and grabbed my hair my mom walked in with two hot steamy bowls of ramen. I drooled just looking at it. "Thanks mom!" I said grinning and reaching out ready to throw it down my throat. "Thank you ," Sasuke said smiling that perfect Uchiha smile that makes everyone blush, I'm not one of them. Of course though, my mom blushed and mumbled a quick 'you're welcome' and ran out like a school girl.

"Why ramen dobe? It's unhealthy with the amount of salt that's in it. Of course you won't listen to me though so I don't know why I waste my breath talking to you about it." Sasuke sighed eating his ramen.

"Damn right you are!" I half-shouted slurping up my ramen. Ramen is the best food on Earth. "It can cure all problems teme, you should realize that by now," I said looking at him from under my bangs. I bet you he's going to say something about how it's not true or whatever.

"It doesn't cure anything dobe, you should realize that by now," Sasuke paused, "actually maybe it cures your problems then again you don't really looked cured to me with all the ramen you eat." He said smirking. I absolutely positively HATE that smirk.

"SCREW YOU TEME!" I shouted when I pounced on him after I finished eating my ramen. Of course the bastard caught me and we wrestled on to the floor where he sat on top of me and held my hands above my head all the while smirking like the bastard he truly was.

"I hate you I can't stand your very being," I said glaring and pouting at him all at the same time. No, I really do hate him. You have to believe me!

"I love you too Naru," he said starting to grind and moan lowly. He then bent down and smiled while looking at me. I kissed him because darn it I won't let him see me blush.

I'm sorry I lied.