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Author Name/Username: slytheringurrl

Rating: M

Word Count: 182

Characters: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger

Thanks to pagan for betaing!


Hermione was boosted up onto the bar while they were still kissing heavily. Draco broke the kiss to slip Hermione's blouse off her; she was left in a lacy bra and with her skirt wrapped around her waist.

Hermione leaned forward, careful not to fall off the edge of the bar, and made quick use of her nimble fingers to unbutton his grey dress shirt and slip it off him, revealing his perfect chest.

Draco leaned down and took one of her hard nipples into his mouth, sucking on it and biting down gently. As he continued to ravish each of her breasts, Hermione began to moan softly, her long fingers tangled in his silky hair. Hermione could feel herself getting wetter as Draco began kissing her taut stomach and her navel.

Hermione just couldn't take it anymore. "Stop being a tease, Draco!"

He smiled and said, "Patience is a virtue, my dear. Be patient and you shall receive!"

"I don't fecking want to wait, Draco. I want you to ravish me hard. Now!"

"No need to be so restless, my love!"


Just a short smexy fic!