I don't own Bleach, but I wish I did. This is pure crack. I don't own Dora either.

This entire story is written from Grimmjow's POV.

This might sound completely random to any sane Espada's ears, but I swear I just saw Ulquiorra dressed up as Barney. I'm pretty sure that is Barney, because I have never heard of any other dinosaur that was purple and green. I must say, even I was pretty freaked out.

Ulquiorra ran through all the hallways of Las Noches screaming the Barney theme song and I wanted to punch him in the face. I mean, WHY would the cuatro Espada be running, I mean sonido-ing, through here of all places?

My next thought was that I was indeed hallucinating. Aizen was cosplaying Naruto and yelling "believe it!" at everyone. What's next? Nnoitra being a spoon for Halloween? Oh wait, he IS a spoon.

I was too busy facepalming to notice Aizen come up behind me and say, "Hey grim reaper! If you don't run away I'm going to use rasengan on you! Believe it! Like, oh em gee!"

When I was walking down the stairs, Ulquiorra sonido-ed up to me and sang, "I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY, WITH A GREAT BIG HU-" He was cut off as Dora shunpo-ed next to Ulquiorra and hit him with her backpack (I think that was her zanpakuto) and successfully knocking Ulquiorra out. She was wearing the typical shinigami clothes.

"WHAT THE F**K?! When the f**k was Dora a shinigami?!?!?!?!"

"Ever since I Swiper killed me! I had no idea he was a hollow! I heard that Swiper had turned into an arrancar, so I came here to find him and get MY REVENGE! Can you help me find Swiper?"

I responded with, "No! Are you crazy? Dora doesn't even exist in Bleach!"

Dora retorted with, "I do now! And you will or I will unleash all your fangirls on you!"

I couldn't argue with that. Fangirls scared the living crap out of me.

-Several hours later-

"There he is! I found Swiper! He's the one that looks like a fox! DUHH! See? Click on him and then we can attack him!"

I was skeptical and I also wanted to screech every swear word I know at her, but she was like what? Five years old? "Click on him?"

"Oh sorry. Force of habit. Attack!!!" Dora yelled.

"Ha! I'm Swiper the Fox, and you will never catch me!" Swiper used sonido to appear next to Dora, and stole her backpack (zanpakuto?) and used sonido again to run away.

"No! My backpack! We must stop Swiper! Hey, I have an idea! Use your fangirls to get my backpack back from Swiper! And you better agree or I will unleash your fangirls and my army of little kids who have no idea that I am currently a shinigami on you!"

I was now scared like s**t. I mentally slapped myself, the sexta Espada, for being pushed around by this little brat who was now threatening with my own fangirls.

"Okay, fine, you brat! I'll summon my fangirls! Summoning jutsu, fangirl attack!" After that, at least a million fangirls appeared and started fighting over me.

"No, stop fighting over me! Go get Swiper and I'll give you each a thousand bucks!"

They stampeded after Swiper, and I was relieved. To hell with insane fangirls like them.

A few minutes later, they came back with a very injured Swiper with his arrancar mask broken into tiny pieces. Dora got her backpack back and everyone lived happily ever after.

Just kidding! Nobody lived happily after Dora came.

Yeah, that kinda sucked. I don't know what I was thinking when I decided to put Dora in Bleach...