"BLOO" Mac scream. Bloo run away with microwave formula.
"VEND FORMULA TO ME SOMETIMES" he scream again.
Bloo laugh and laugh. And laugh and laugh and laugh. And run and trip and laugh and fall on face.
Microwave fall on floor. Mac pause in tracks and elope. "Nooooooooooooo" Mac say in slo mo but too late had microwave fallen floor ice cream. Mac run and lick microwave. But Bloo lick first.
"BLOO" Mac scream. Seven seven seven seven seven. But matter did. Not. Ballerina. But Bloo run away with broke microwave. "Why need Microwave Mac anyway sometimes" Bloo ask and run and run. But Mac faster this time with power of ANGER and HATRED. "VEND TO ME SOMETIMES" Mac roar and Bloo pause in FEAR.
"NO MAC NO" Scream Bloo but too late for Mac go APEMODE and pull SWITCHBLADE on Bloo.
"NOT BLOO NOW BLOO NOT BLOO BLOO HAVE BLOOD BLOO red. RED. REDDDDDDD. REDDDDDDDD." Red gurgle and die.
Funeral sad but Mac happy because microwave vend. Life just another day but Red fall though. Okay maybe but not really. If?
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