It was a clear day with a bright sun shinning in the sky, but it is a sad day for the three little pigs. They got disowned by their mother and they had to find a house. Since the real estate price is up high in the forest, they decided to buy lands around the mountain area. Even though that area was cheap, it is infested with outlaws and criminals.
"It will be fine!" Said the big brother "We just have to build a firm house."
In the eldest they believed, they started to build their own house. It was because privacy was a big issue in their family, they decided to live separate from each other. They also didn't want to hear each other during the night. The youngest is the laziest one, sand he built a straw house. Since straw is the cheapest material, he planed to use the left over money to start a business. "I should name it Fillers!" the youngest thought.
The second pig wasn't all that lazy, but he used all his money on a luxurious frying pan a month ago so the best material he could afford is wood. And he built a wooden house. "I am going to make strawberry bacon pancake after I get some rest!" Thought the pig and he started to nap. But it is the oldest pig who has the strongest house.
Someday ago, the eldest pig bought Powerball and he won the grand price, he could afford anything he wanted. But he wanted to keep low profile, he didn't tell anyone and hired an assassin to kill those who does. And so he built a fortress to protect himself.
In the area filled with criminals, the pigs faced their first challenge. It came swiftly, and smelly. It was the big bad wolf and he didn't shower for a year! The stench of the wolf was so bad that it woke the youngest son as the wolf approached. "Stay back! My house is strong and firm!" But with a grin, big bad wolf lit the straw house on fire. After the fire is extinguished, all there is left is smoked bacon.
But the big bad wolf is not satisfied, he went to the second youngest pig's house. It wasn't the smelly wolf's smell that woke the pig up. "Oh no, I smell my smoked brother, he smells so good!" They used to eat each other when they were poor and that is why he could recognize the smell. "That big bad wolf!" Somehow he knew the wolf will try to set the house on fire, so he put an anti-fire gel on the wooden house and the wolf wasn't able to burn the house down.
Knowing that the pig is a dedicated WoW player that played a max level paladin, the wolf yells "1v1 me mate, you noob no brainer!"
Hurting his pride as a World of Warhog's player, the pig equipped his level 1 frying pan and took on the wolf's challenge. But without putting much of a fight, the wolf was cooking the pig with pancakes and frozen strawberries. But the wolf was still not satisfied, so he headed to the eldest pig's house.
As the wolf came close to the pig's fortress, the door is wide open. As the wolf entered, a voice spoken out loud. "So, you came."
"Yes my lord." Replied the wolf. The wolf then handed the two brother's remaining to the eldest pig.
"Now no one will know my secret!" the pig is happy. "Here is your reward, the pork jerky made from my father, the best pig in the history.
"But this is too much. It is something that I could never dream of!"
"Of course, you will still need to kill somone else for me."
"Who is it my lord?"
"Tronald Dump…"
TBC?