Isn't it strange how these things turn up in my teeny tiny mind? Yes, it is another one of those insane list fics that I write so well.
As ever I welcome suggestions, and I caution you that the following content is humour and should not be taken seriously. If you have no sense of humour or have recently had a sense of humour bypass, click back now.
Oh yeah, I still don't own X-men: evolution or any of the characters.
Right that's all that stuff out the way. Now I present…
Jobs for mutants.
Nightcrawler: pizza delivery guy.
Wolverine: selling slicer/dicer appliances on infomercials
Toad: licking stamps at the post office
Magneto: Self esteem guru. (Remember, you are a god among insects.)
Cyclops: laser eye surgeon.
Rogue: hugging rowdy kids at daycare.
Storm: the weathergirl who's always right. (The weather tomorrow? What would you like?)
Mystique: police identikit model. (Was this the man who assaulted you ma'am?)
Forge: mad scientist
Rogue: Having had her name misspelled as Rouge one time too many, gives in to the inevitable and becomes a travelling cosmetics saleswoman.