A Bones case- style fic… I'll let you see for yourself what it is about… some BB of course.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but my laptop and my imagination.
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"Booth!" The slender auburn haired scientist yelled, turning around for the third time since her handsome partner had yet again abducted her from the remains she had been working on. He grasped her shoulders and spun her around like he did every time she pulled away and headed back inside.
"Bones…" he said warningly as he led her outside yet again. "Booth! I demand you tell me exactly where I'm going or I refuse to get in the car!"
"But that's the thing Bones, you would refuse to come anyways if I did tell you where we were headed. And you do have to come, so I'd rather you come without a fuss."
"If I knew where we were going I wouldn't make a fuss."
"But you wouldn't be going if I told you."
"But I also wouldn't be making a fuss."
"This conversation is starting to remind me of the Indy 500"
"I don't know what that means."
"Come on Bones." He pleaded as the mid-morning sun shone into the parking garage behind him, lighting up his partners adorable, scrunched-up, 'Booth is being impossible' face. It was one of his favorites, and whenever it showed up he always forgot to stay annoyed with her.
" Fine. But if I'm unprepared, I'm blaming you."
"Agreed." finished Booth with an unforced smile as he ushered her into the passenger's seat of his big black SUV. As he climbed in and started the engine, Brennan tapped him on the shoulder and asked calmly "Now that I am in the car, restrained" motioning to the seat belt "and considering that you know that I know it would be very unwise for me to jump from a moving vehicle… will you tell me about the case?"
"I'd love to Bones," he said charmingly. "We are headed to rural Virginia. Two years ago a white van was stolen from Maryland just outside D.C., and was found yesterday at the bottom of a steep hill on the side of a highway in Loudon County…"
"And you need me because there is a body in the car?" She finished for him.
"Nope, 'cause there's a robot in the backseat."
"Really?"
"No."
Brennan smiled to herself, "I didn't think so, and you were right, I probably wouldn't have come if you had told me."
"You would have said" raising his voice to a slightly southern falsetto " But Booth, I cannot possibly go galavanting off to Virginia right now, I have other more science-y things to do than identify skeletonized collision victims. Have them send the body here and I'll take a look tomorrow'; which by the way Bones, is an interesting thing I've noticed about you, you're very dependable but only on your own terms."
Her face was now a full-blown smile "I guess that's true. And you did not really just use the word 'science-y'."
She and Booth fell into comfortable silence for the rest of the trip, aside from the occasional radio station change when they would laugh and banter about the ridiculous choices one is reduced to in rural areas, basically country, fuzzy country, and country that fades in and out.
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