Hi! I'm veeeery sleep deprived and crazy, so sorry 'bout the madness and OOCness. And all you people who like Justin Bieber and Hannah Montana, don't murder me please.

Soul Society

Ichigo was hiding in the 11th squad changing room, the reason being Kempachi was chasing him. The 11th squad building was right there, and hey! He needed a place to hide. The problem was, the only one in the building was Yachiru. And lying on the floor were candy wrappers. Too many wrappers to count. Now, Ichigo had a difficult decision; go outside and have to fight Kempachi, or stay here and deal with Yachiru on a major sugar high. Because Ichigo didn't want to do either, and being idiotic, [A/N cause I'm sleep deprived and crazy ^-^] he compromised. He grabbed Yachiru and jumped out the window. He shunpoed to the nearest Senkaimon, and jumped through into the human world.

Las Noches

Grimmjow was bored. He usually was, but….he was really bored. And stuck in a cell with, of all…people (?) Ulquiorra. Why, who knew. Maybe Aizen was reeealy bored. Anyway, they were in a cell for no apparent reason, so for the heck of it they decided to go shopping in the human world. Grimmjow ceroed the door down, and they started walking. They were walking by Aizen's room when they heard Hannah Montana's Best of Both Worlds blasting from inside. With a male someone singing along. To top that off, part of the door randomly exploded into hot pink sparkles. Grimmjow snuck a quick look inside and nearly choked. The walls were a blinding shade of pink and…and… They. Were. COVERED. In HUNDREDS of posters of Justin Bieber. Now totally scared for life, Ulquiorra and Grimmjow transported themselves to the Human World.

Karakura Town

Unfortunately for all mentioned, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Ichigo, and Yachiru somehow appeared for some reason, at the same exact time and in the same exact place. Which, sadly, was Orihime's bathroom, just as she was getting out of it. Fortunately for all involved, there was a lot of steam in the room.

Ichigo's face instantly heated up about a million degrees, steam or no steam. Ulquiorra turned and walked out of the room silently. Yachiru jumped in the tub, soaking the backs of Ichigo and Grimmjow, who were running after Ulquiorra out of the room.

Ten Minutes Later

Ichigo's face had cooled down a few degrees, Yachiru was still playing happily in the tub, and Orihime was dressed. Grimmjow was taking a nap and Ulquiorra was just as emo as always. Orihime, being Orihime, invited them to dinner. They all, including a very happy and very wet Yachiru, ate, though Ichigo and Grimmjow had pained expressions.

The End