Bob Does Stuff! An AAML Story!!
bob iz a cool pirsen. he haz lotz of cool stuf.
and he cin do cool thangz.
lik flie an stuf.
bob saw ash n meesty n brok n bobb waz wit hiz seester
and den she sed hey bob i lik dat brok dood
n den bob sed no we r not heer fur u n brok we r heer 2 mak ash n meesti fal in luv!!
den ash n meesty sed nono way we h8 eash utta!
n den bobb sed no i no u luv eash otta 4 i m smert!!!
n ahs sed i secratle luv her she iz a watar godess! screw her sisters 2! dey r evil!
n team rokit came!
n dey ded dere moto n evry1 sed stop it u suk
and den pikashu sed peeka pee n shoked dem
n den dey sed we r blatin of agen!!
and den dey dyed
but bobbee, he sed teem rokit wuz in luv! so he brot dem bak!
n den Kimi kame! she iz evl 2! sed ash.
yah n den kimi sed i wuv u ahs!!
and den meesty sed no u dunt u tramp i onlee luv ash!
den dey fited over ask
n den she blussed bcuz she sed b4 she h8ed ash
n ash sed wat u luv me and den he grined
n mistey an de eval kimmy kild each other! N ash wuz sad.
so den came Meldoy!
but mistees gost killed melody!
ash sed he thot meesti's gost wuz kinda lik her
so he sed dey cud get merrid
n den jigglypuff threw a bob-omb at marth and killed teh ghost of musty! pikachu wuz upset n threw out a pokeball!
ash wuz sad agen
out came togepii.
toogipi sed pree pree
n togepi turned in2 a toge bcuz it wuz sad.
n teh toge wuz EVIL!
n den mew2 n ness killed teh toge!
so den teem rockit sed "dis not smash broutherz! u diye!"
n den pikashu sed no i luved him (hes so crazee rite!)
n peekashou sed die baml fools!!!!1111oneoneone
n den mu2 lernd teh meening uf lief!
but jigglypuff sung! kirby KISSED her!
(yaye 4 teh marshmallowshipping!)
mu2 fult luft oot so he sed i wunt sum1 2 luv!!!
so den sabrina came n sed i luv u! yay!
yay so den evry1 wuz hapee cuz day had sum1 2 luv!!!
n marth commited suisied!
sniff :-(
but ness just waked owt.
oooo
n he wuz obsure so no1 cared except 4 teh baseballcapflowershippers. but dayre obscure2 so no1 cared.