Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime Again!
Ch.1- The Joys of Parenthood
Just when you thought it was over, its not! Now the FOP crew has to figure out how to deal with two teenage fairy brats, a rebellious pixie named Eddie Sanderson, and Pixies Inc. buying out Fairy World again. Not to mention Mara escaping from jail and determined for revenge!
"…Well, this certainly comes as a surprise." Wanda said as she read a letter she received from the toaster next to her. "The toaster isn't lifetime guaranteed?" Cosmo asked. "No…that's not what I'm talking…" "You blasted toaster! I knew when I bought you at the Fairy Flea Market; the price was too good to be true!" Cosmo yelled, shaking the toaster. "Cosmo! Listen to what I have to say!" Wanda scowled, thwapping her husband across the head. She turned back to the letter and started reading it out loud:
Dear Mum:
Astro and I are doing fine. Fairy Academy has been great since the day Dad graduated from there, which I wasn't surprised at the amount of stories of the damage Dad caused there. It's almost Summer Break, and Astro and I decided to come visit you guys until school is back in session. I heard you were currently the godparents of Timmy Turner who saved Fairy World a multitude of times. I would love to meet him. Is he cute? Is he single? Oh yeah, Astro says hi, but only because I made him. His stupid Emo personality getting on my nerves…are you sure it's just a phase for a 1600 year old fairy teenager like him? Or is he just being like that because he's a "Goth?" Oh well…that's okay… We're arriving on the 9th of March next week…can't wait!
Luv, Charmy
"The 9th?! That's tomorrow!" Cosmo exclaimed as he looked at the calendar that magically appeared next to him. "Well apparently Charmy mailed this letter a month ago…and she used snail mail." Wanda explained, pointing at the postage that marked it February 8th. "ARGH!! STUPID SNAIL MAIL!! WHY CAN'T THEY HAVE GONE FASTER?!" The pink-haired fairy sweatdropped, and shook her head. Just then, Timmy walked into the kitchen, yawning and rubbing his eyes. "Morning, you guys. What's with all the yelling?" He asked sleepily. "This!" Cosmo snatched the envelope from Wanda and held it in Timmy's face. "Slow postage?" The teenager asked. "Yes! I think we ought to rebel against this!" Cosmo said indignantly. "Don't listen to him!" Wanda scowled, taking the envelope away and giving Timmy the letter. The brown-haired teen skimmed it, mumbling every so often. He looked up afterwards.
"Well, that's great! I didn't know you even had kids!" Timmy said happily. "So, I guess you guys do the nasty too, eh?" Wanda turned pink in the cheeks. "Yes, we're just like you." She said. Cosmo pushed her aside. "Except that I'm an adult, and I'm way larger than you!" He smirked. THWAP!! "STOP THINKING NASTY!!" Wanda yelled. "…Uh, I wasn't thinking like that…I meant that I was taller. What were you thinking?" The green-haired fairy asked suspiciously. "WHAT??! NOTHING!!" And to prove it, Wanda started beating the crap out of Cosmo. "Oh boy…" Timmy muttered, rolling his eyes. "Here we go again…"