The first Alice was an intelligent pony of Spade
And she weld a sharpened horn, proudly on her head
She started granting miracles to all in Ponyville
But then the black magic started to envelope her in dread
Deadly and so powerful, Twilight Sparkle marched along
Forcing ponies to their knees, her right mind was gone
The once thoughtful princess that wielded good magic
Ended up imprisoned ending her heroic story, so tragic
The second was an honest pony of the diamond
She shared her family's apple goods, to all who asked
She never hesitated to tell anyone the truth
But then she was consumed with greed ever so very fast
She began to con even her friends into buying all her produce
Soon even her bad apples had found a grotesque use
She rolled in the profit, laughing even though she had betrayed
Her trusting friends found out too late and were just dismayed
The third Alice was a gentle pony of the club
Every pony she came across, found her innocent and sweet
They began to take advantage of her fragile kind heart
A rueful poison grew inside her as she understood the cheats
She soon became malicious threatening those who dared
To walk into her path, Ponyville was so scared
The monster she became no longer possessed kindness
In the end they decided killing her was best
As this passed, two ponies walked, through Ponyville
Though opposites, they had found some kinship still
They found an invitation from Queen Celestia
It was the Galloping Galla
The fourth Alice was a duo of Pie and Dash
They bonded over foolish pranks, on their fellow friends
They wandered mindlessly into the forest evergreen
Forgetting the fateful doom that it impends
One is the laughter
One is the loyalty
Confined in the forest they were driven to madness
They began to fight each other, their friendship was the cost
The Elements of Harmony are now forever lost