Chapter One: Meet Team One

The school bell rang as ninja enter the classroom and take their assigned seats.

Academy Teacher " Okay everyone today were getting back the results for your new teams."
Joe jumps up in excitement " Alright!!!"
Acad Teacher " Now calm down there Joe, you'll find out your group at the end of class, not now. In case you didn't know, everyone who is here today has graduated and are now genin. as I'm sure you can all clearly see from the headbands you all are wearing." Strange... Naruko, Kojiro, and Aiko are missing " Has anyone seen Naruko, Kojiro, or Aiko?"
Misiki looks around "Aiko-chan was just here a moment ago..."
Joe " Man, another mission without me! I've been replaced by aiko of all people!"
Misiki "Joe-chan is so annoying..."
Proctor sighs " Okay everyone, sit down and be quiet."
Everyone " Yes sir!"
Joe "Man... the insanity... this could take forever... my squad... I wonder who it could be? I have a feeling that Kojiro and I won't be on the same team though... man..."
Misiki looks at Joe "I wonder how a klutz like Joe-chan passed the final? I hope I'm not on his team, otherwise I would have to teach him everything. I just want to be on Omaha Yuka's team!"

as she turns to Omaha sitting in the back with his hands together "He's so mysterious!"

Acad Teacher returns with Aiko and Naruko as they take their seats
Misiki "I wonder what's up with them, and where's Kojiro?"
Acad Teacher " Okay, time for the legendary Genin speech."
Joe " NO!!!!!!!"
Acad teacher " Calm down Joe, it's important for you to hear this, this is the first step on your ninja path."
Joe " Man!!!! This is gonna be soooo boring"
Ishimoto "Joe is such a drag, all he does is whine all day."
Acad Teacher begins his lecture as Joe falls asleep
Ishimoto is eating a big bag of chips chowing down rapidly " Well that's Joe for you..."
Haru is twitching his fingers and trying to find entertainment as the acad teacher lectures away
Kojiro magically appears in the classroom as he yawns looking out the window. There's a bird on a tree sitting on it's nest.
The lecture goes on for 20 minutes
Acad Teacher " Okay everyone it's time for the team assignments."
Joe wakes up drooling " Huh what?"
Ishimoto licks each of his fingers individually
Everyone's attention is grabbed.

Acad Teacher " Before I start each team was assembled to create balance and by what each individual could add to the group. This team turned out to be the best group of the class. First up is Team One. This team is consisted of Joe Wilson-"
Joe " WHOO!!!!!" jumping up, shaking his ass and making macho poses
Haru " Yeah!!!"
Joe " Shut up you're not Joe!"
Haru " Huh? Who am I then?"
Misiki is shocked "Joe got into the top team?!"
Kojiro clapping " Alright Joe!"
Acad Teacher " Misiki Takamishi-"
Misiki "No!!!" as she sighs "He's a complete idiot"
Kojiro " I bet that I'm the third person!"
Haru " Yeah yeah yeah!!!"
Joe " I can't believe I got into the top team of the class!!!"
Acad Teacher " And Omaha Yuka."
The girls all cry in disappointment
Misiki " Yes!!!"
Joe " NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Omaha "I don't need a team, they will only hold me back. To be stuck with these morons... what kind of conspiracy is this?!" Briefly letting go of his placid exterior and showing his frustration

Acad Teacher " Is there a problem Joe?"
Naruko " Let's explain it shall we Buddeh?" as Kojiro and Naruko pull out a chart of Omaha's face with his eyebrows spelling out serious.
Omaha "..."
aiko, doing the jello leg thing " He's so dreamy!"
Kojiro " aiko, how the heck do you do that leg thing?"
Naruko " Dang Omaha's bad ass powers!"
Omaha "These guys are such losers..." Smirking
Acad Teacher " Now for Team Two, Naruko, Kojiro, and aiko."
Team Two claps Kojiro has a bird on his head, it's been there for awhile, it's quite comfortable.
Joe " MAN!!! THAT'S TWO OF THE THREE AMIGOS!!!"
Misiki " Kojiro-chan... you know you've got a bird on your head, right?"
Acad Teacher " And lastly Team Three consisting of Ishimoto, Yanya, and Haru."
Yanya "God #$ it!"
Haru " Yeah!"
Ishimoto "Oh great..."
Acad Teacher " Now I bet your wondering who your sensei is right?"
Everyone looks at the acad Teacher
Acad Teacher " Well too bad, you'll find out tomorrow. Class dismissed. On your way out I will hand each team a piece of paper detailing where to meet their new sensais." Smiling with a malevolent glint in his eye from the frustration he knew this caused his former students
Joe " Man... my team sucks!"
Omaha "Tell me about it..."
Misiki "Omaha-kun makes up for Joe-kun any day!"as the teams walk off.

The Teams have been assigned; now it's a grueling wait for tomorrow on Heroes of Moku!