First crackfic. Don't know if it's funny but I had to try! Okay?!


Pokemon or Digimon?

Bart Allen expected a lot of things when he decided to go to the past and save Blue Bettle from the Reach. He expected meeting is grandfather, Barry Allen, the Flash. He expected to get to know his family. He expected to make friends. However, what he did not expect is to find himself having "Anime Nights" at Wally's and Artemis' place because his cousin insisted that he should get to know this era and the pop culture that made it tick.

So, Dick Grayson, Nightwing, decided to sleepover with them just to make sure that Bart was properly fed with the right content. So it brought them to their current debacle, one that threatened to disrupt the Multiverse itself and threatened to erase all humanity.

"Dude!" said Wally offended as he looked at Dick. His face was contorted with anger, a fury that the world had never witnessed. "I've told you, Digimon is WAY better so we're watching the first season!"

Dick rolled his eyes. "Wally, it's your cousin's first exposure to anime. And you want to show him Digimon?! He needs to learn the value of pushing oneself, so we're watching Pokemon!"

Bart just looked between them, crunching Chicken Wheezes, utterly entertained.

"Dick, Pokemon is so laaame!" said Wally, crossing his arms. "I mean, it's so dumb! We've had that anime for 20 years and Ash doesn't even grow old! And he always loses! Where's the fun in that?"

"Wally, my little ignorant friend," said Dick with a sigh. "Pokemon is all about forming new friendships and developing a bond by training and eventually become a better version of yourself through friendly competition."

"And Digimon is about saving the world! Plus, Digimons are so badass!" said Wally. "Digimon is so emotionally interesting and their characters are well developed. Not like Pokemon!"

"So, if Pokemon is so lame, why does everyone know what an Onix or Lucario is but no one knows what a WarGreymon is!" said Dick, trying to contain his laugher. "Face it Walls, Pokemon beats Digimon!"

"So, Pokemon is more popular, big deal," scoffed Wally. "That's because little minds gets sucked in simplicity! You, Dick, have the criteria of a Magikarp!"

Dick grabbed the controller. "We're watching Pokemon 2000 and that's final!"

Wally used his super speed to take the controller. "No, we're binge watching Digimon Adventure!"

"No, we aren't, Kid Dork!" exclaimed Dick as he launched himself to wrestle the controller from Wally.

"Shut up, Bird Boy!" struggled Wally. "Digimon will always win! Digimon is love… Digimon is life!"

"POKEMON!"

"DIGIMON, I SAID!"

"YOU JUST CAN'T TAKE IT, DO YOU?!"

"RICHARD GRAYSON, YOU'RE A PET-LOVING JERK!"

"SHUT UP, DIGITAL BRAIN!"

Bart just looked at both best friends and swallowed the last of his snack. He wondered if he should speak. "Um… guys… Jaime recommended something called Dragon Ball. Maybe we should…"

Wally and Dick turned to Bart and yelled in unison. "SHUT UP, BART!"

Bart watched both young men fighting and bickering like little kids and slowly stepped to the porch. "Okay… I… I'll give you both a second to sort this out…"

As Bart stepped outside, he could still hear the duo bickering.

Then he saw Artemis approaching with her gym bag. She raised an eyebrow as she saw Bart outside, and then she could hear both young men starting a pillow fight from the other side. She sighed. "Pokemon vs. Digimon?"

Bart nodded. "Yep."

Artemis groaned. "One day! Just one day!"

Bart had to admit. This was hilarious.


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